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WouldLuv2FightU 09-23-2006 08:00 AM

Favorite Quote?
 
What is your favorite quote? It can be from a movie, TV show, song, person, book, poem, anything that you feel deserves mentioned. List as many as you want.

My favorite probably has to be from the Simpsons...

Lawyer: You, sir, are a moron!
Homer: A Mormon!? But I'm from Earth!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I like this one from a Sublime song
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sublime on the song 'Greatest Hits'
I'm too drunk to light this bong, I'm too stoned to write this song

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

And this isn't so much a quote as it is a lyric but I'm listing it anyway
Quote:

Originally Posted by BloodHound Gang in a song called 'Hell Yeah' where the singer is singing as if he were God
And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus, that should throw them off
He goes by the name (Hay-sus) and steals hub caps from cars
Oh (Hay-sus) can I borrow your crow bar?
To pry these goddamn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
'I can't believe it's not butter' I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yea that's what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for savior and you'll go to heaven
Your lame duck lord is like Kevin Spacey in 'SEVEN'
With creepy threats of H-E-double hockey sticks
You just can't teach an old god new tricks
But would I be a good messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy 'holier than thou' facade
Yea that's what I would do if I were God

It's better when you hear it in the song though. :dunno: Bloodhound Gang are the most creative lyricists of any band in the world today.

Bonnar426 09-23-2006 04:38 PM

Secret Window

Johnny Depp: Just Leave Me Alone!
Johnny Depp: You Are Alone!

pt447 09-23-2006 04:40 PM

"Religion is the opiate of the masses" - Karl Marx

Bonnar426 09-23-2006 04:42 PM

Children of the Corn

This had to have been the most memorable scene in this Movie!

Linda Hamilton: What Do you Want!
Malachi: We Come To Bring You Peace!

The way Malachi said it was creepy.

MMA freak 09-23-2006 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drowning Pool
I don't care about anyone else but me

This is one of my favourite song quotes because it describes me perfectly.

Keithpas 09-23-2006 04:44 PM

Read my signature.

asskicker 09-23-2006 04:51 PM

From "The Rock" -
Nicholas Cage - "I'll do my best"
Sean Connery- "Your Best? Losers are always whining about their best. Winners go home and f**k the prom queen."

Also..."It's not the size of the dog in the fight. Its the size of the fight in the dog."

MMA freak 09-23-2006 04:53 PM

How about:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clarence Riedenbacher
Bobby, can you fly? (then he throws him out the truck)

Robocop is the best movie ever :laugh:.

jdun11 09-23-2006 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by asskicker
From "The Rock" -
Nicholas Cage - "I'll do my best"
Sean Connery- "Your Best? Losers are always whining about their best. Winners go home and f**k the prom queen."

Also..."It's not the size of the dog in the fight. Its the size of the fight in the dog."

awesome quote

jdun11 09-23-2006 04:57 PM

rocky iv

if he dies,he dies.....

goodfellas
go home and get ur f'n shinebox


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