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Old 06-07-2007, 01:51 PM   #21 (permalink)
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chuck norris sleeps with the lights on, not because chuck norris is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of chuck norris

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Old 06-07-2007, 01:54 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
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Chuck Norris is the only man that can slam a revolving door.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris has sex with men. It's not because he's gay, oh no, it's because he has ran out of women.
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When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he's afraid of Chuck Norris in his closet.
In soviet russia Chuck Norris still roundhouse kicks you in the face... D'oh! Russian reversals don't work on Chuck.
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Chuck Norris beat Rickson Gracie by armbar.
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In the beginning there was Chuck Norris and nothing. Chuck roundhouse kicked nothing causing the Big Bang. That is the story of the beginning of the universe.
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Chuck Norris Counted to infinity........twice...

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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