here are my favorites.
As a teen chuck norris had sex with every nun in a covenant in the hills of tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the future 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated team in NFL history.
Every year on his birthday, chuck norris selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
chuck norris once shot down a german plane by pointing 2 fingers in the air and saying "bang"
a blind man once stepped on chuck norris' shoe. chuck norris said "dont u know who i am? im chuck norris" the mere mention of his name instantaniously cured the mans blindness. unfortunately, the first and last thing the man saw was a round house kick delivered by chuck norris
wilt chamberlain has claimed to have slept with over 20,000 women, chuck norris calls this a "slow tuesday"
Team Stand Alone #1