The Chuck Norris Facts - MMA Forum - UFC Forums - UFC Results - MMA Videos
The Lounge General off topic chat.

Reply

Old 04-21-2006, 11:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
MMA Fanatic
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 95
sl1ck has a little shameless behaviour in the past
The Chuck Norris Facts

Well, theyre just funny. Yes played out, but theyre good.

If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.



My favorites:
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

Im not sure what it is, but i get a good chuckle out of them.

Does anyone know how this all started?
sl1ck is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 

Old 04-22-2006, 03:24 AM   #2 (permalink)
MMA Fanatic
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 8
{AfroJoel.™} has a little shameless behaviour in the past
Hahaha. SOunds like the chuck Norris ones.

Chuck Norris made the earth...Then leased it to god.

Chuck Norris can knock down mountains with one kick!

Ect.


{AfroJoel.™} is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-24-2006, 09:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
This is SPARTA!
 
Kameleon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Houston, Texas
Posts: 5,493
Blog Entries: 4
Kameleon is on another level nowKameleon is on another level nowKameleon is on another level nowKameleon is on another level nowKameleon is on another level nowKameleon is on another level nowKameleon is on another level nowKameleon is on another level nowKameleon is on another level nowKameleon is on another level nowKameleon is on another level now
Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a gun under his pillow, he sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands once, now it just called the Islands.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting he goes killing.
__________________

Kameleon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-25-2006, 02:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
MMA Fanatic
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 95
sl1ck has a little shameless behaviour in the past
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kameleon

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a gun under his pillow, he sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting he goes killing.

Awesome...
sl1ck is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-26-2006, 08:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
This is SPARTA!
 
Kameleon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Houston, Texas
Posts: 5,493
Blog Entries: 4
Kameleon is on another level nowKameleon is on another level nowKameleon is on another level nowKameleon is on another level nowKameleon is on another level nowKameleon is on another level nowKameleon is on another level nowKameleon is on another level nowKameleon is on another level nowKameleon is on another level nowKameleon is on another level now
At night, the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas not the other way around.

Chuck Norris once impregnated a whole convent of nuns. They gave birth to the 1962 Miami Dolphins, the only team in history to go untied and undeafeted during the regular season.

Chuck Norris actually died in 1995. Death is just too scared to tell him.
__________________

Kameleon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-17-2006, 06:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
MMA Fanatic
 
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1
TeamOrtiz23 has a little shameless behaviour in the past
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC for copyright infringment. He claims Law & Order are the names of his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, he has no chin. It's just another fist.

Outer space exists because it doesn't want to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

The Soviet Union collapsed after watching The Delta Force marathong on cable.
TeamOrtiz23 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-17-2006, 09:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
True Grappler
 
IronMan's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: New York City, New York
Posts: 6,222
IronMan Is A BallerIronMan Is A BallerIronMan Is A BallerIronMan Is A BallerIronMan Is A BallerIronMan Is A BallerIronMan Is A BallerIronMan Is A BallerIronMan Is A BallerIronMan Is A BallerIronMan Is A Baller
When Chuck Norris gives blood, he just asks for a gun and a bucket.
__________________


Sig by Toxic

Barnett - Toquinho -Werdum - "Nurmie"
Z. Gurgel - Morango - Rocha - Tiequan
IronMan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-17-2006, 11:04 PM   #8 (permalink)
Always Has Been, Always Will Be...
 
CopperShark's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Canada
Posts: 6,847
CopperShark Is World RenownCopperShark Is World RenownCopperShark Is World RenownCopperShark Is World RenownCopperShark Is World RenownCopperShark Is World RenownCopperShark Is World RenownCopperShark Is World RenownCopperShark Is World RenownCopperShark Is World RenownCopperShark Is World Renown
Jesus can walk on water... Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus..
__________________
You don't know who I am? You must be new.
CopperShark is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-21-2006, 12:35 AM   #9 (permalink)
MMA Fanatic
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 95
sl1ck has a little shameless behaviour in the past
Quote:
Originally Posted by CopperShark
Jesus can walk on water... Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus..

haha.. oh well.. yes i feel guilty for laughing
sl1ck is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-22-2006, 12:17 PM   #10 (permalink)
Always Has Been, Always Will Be...
 
CopperShark's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Canada
Posts: 6,847
CopperShark Is World RenownCopperShark Is World RenownCopperShark Is World RenownCopperShark Is World RenownCopperShark Is World RenownCopperShark Is World RenownCopperShark Is World RenownCopperShark Is World RenownCopperShark Is World RenownCopperShark Is World RenownCopperShark Is World Renown
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
__________________
You don't know who I am? You must be new.
CopperShark is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are On

VerticalSports
Baseball Forum Golf Forum Boxing Forum Snowmobile Forum
Basketball Forum Soccer Forum MMA Forum PWC Forum
Football Forum Cricket Forum Wrestling Forum ATV Forum
Hockey Forum Volleyball Forum Paintball Forum Snowboarding Forum
Tennis Forum Rugby Forums Lacrosse Forum Skiing Forums
Copyright (C) Verticalscope Inc SEO by vBSEO 3.3.2
Powered by vBulletin Copyright © 2000-2009 Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.
vBCredits v1.4 Copyright ©2007, PixelFX Studios