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Old 06-08-2008, 10:13 AM   #11 (permalink)
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1. I have ufc 65 to 85 on my pc hard drive.
2. I talk about MMA everyday.
3. I come on this forums at least twice a day.
4. I watch past events at least 3 times a week.
5. I watch every ufc event live (internet streams ftw.
6. I always have a little BJJ match with my lil bro.
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Old 06-09-2008, 09:46 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2008, 11:10 AM   #13 (permalink)
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You feel that Ring announcers would make daily life that much better.

For example:

Crazy PRIDE lady for child birth:

"And in the bloody red corner, coming into this world, weighing in at 4 lbs. 12 Oz. litle Jo-ey...JOOOOOOhhhhnnnnnSOOONNNNNNN!!!!"

Or Mike Goldberg for sex:

"Ohhhh, O0oH, OOOHHH, IT IS ALLLLL OVEERR, IT IS ALLLLLLL OVER!"

Or Rich "G-man" Goins as your family doctor:

"I'm sorry to tell you Bill, but it appears that you have cancer, CANCERR..."
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Old 06-09-2008, 11:25 AM   #14 (permalink)
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1- When ever I hear the song "Bigger, stronger, faster better" I end it with "bigger, stronger, faster, better, vitor, belfort"- I really can't explain this one.

2- You count up your MMA DVDs and realize you have close to 70 different DVDs(UFC, Pride and I just got HDnet's "Fedor returns" DVD).

3- You have vivid thoughts of elbowing someone to open a cut on their forehead and you dream of hitting your boss with a Superman punch-flying knee combo.
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Old 06-09-2008, 12:14 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I can go on and on about this list, but here's a short version.

1. When me and my lil' brother mess around and have a little MMA match, he always has to tell me, no Shogun stomps, and Rampage slams.

2. I spend every minute at the library on this forum when in reality, I should be doing lots of makeup work, just like now!

3. On every single assignment I get, I see if I can somehow relate it to MMA so I can actually enjoy the assignment. I did my health project on the Gomi vs Diaz fight because of the use of marijuana and how it can effect a fighter. Oh, I also did a Spanish project on Mi Combatiente Favorito, which is my favorite fighter. Of course that would be the one and only CroCop.

4. The day before yesterday, I had a dream that I was fighting Kimbo Slice in the parking lot of a Shopping Mall. It was one of those freakin' dreams where it seems so damn real!

Those are just a couple.
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When you get angry when someone calls MMA, "UFC Fighting".

When you review and criticise street fights as MMA fights with another MMA fanatic, even if the people fighting dont train.
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Old 06-09-2008, 01:35 PM   #17 (permalink)
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When you watch a porno and say things like, "Ah shit, she's got mount, buck her off, buck her off!"
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1. You size everyone up, EVERYONE!
2. All cartoon/show/movie fights are irrational and sloppy.
3. When someone tells you where they're from you always go "Yeah (fighter) trains up there, have you seen him?"
4. Yoga is now a manly tool.
5. You wonder what Randy Couture's eating for dinner tonite.
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Old 06-09-2008, 02:26 PM   #19 (permalink)
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1. You size everyone up, EVERYONE!
2. All cartoon/show/movie fights are irrational and sloppy.
3. When someone tells you where they're from you always go "Yeah (fighter) trains up there, have you seen him?"
4. Yoga is now a manly tool.
5. You wonder what Randy Couture's eating for dinner tonite.
WOW, I have to agree with #1.

I always think to myself, hrmm since he's a lot stronger than me, would it be better to stand? I'm sure he has no idea about submissions so would it be better to take it to the ground? or Since he's a sloppy striker, should I go all Lyoto Machida? Lols, etc.
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1. You size everyone up, EVERYONE!
2. All cartoon/show/movie fights are irrational and sloppy.
3. When someone tells you where they're from you always go "Yeah (fighter) trains up there, have you seen him?"
4. Yoga is now a manly tool.
5. You wonder what Randy Couture's eating for dinner tonite.
Unless you combine it with the most brutal cardio imaginable, yoga will never be a manly tool. Babalu combines his (once weekly) yoga with punishing hill sprints etc. I believe. I would love to have a look at Randy Couture's menu for a week, or any fighter's training table for that matter.
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