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post #11 of 37 (permalink) Old 06-10-2008, 09:29 PM Thread Starter
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It feels like you have two eyeballs hanging in between your legs, now imagine someone punching them. It feels like someone is grabbing your nerves and crushing them. You feel like you have to shit yourself, you feel like you want to throw up, your stomach hurts, you become winded, light headed and feels like there's 40 lb weights hanging off your nuts.

And it's from a movie....a home movie :P


lol no. its from On the Doll.
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Oh, like horrible cramps. I'm kidding that sounds far worse.

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Seems like a typical Saturday night... I mean...Ummm *backs away from thread*

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ahhhh fond memories eh plazz? j/k that looks ungodly painful, as every other guy here knows a shot to the balls is not a pleasant experience but a couple dozen i would of asked her to just cut them off and be done with it.

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its worse then givig birth lol

picture it this way, if someone flicks a guys nuts then at first there is no pain just a huuuge moment of oh shit. then an ache moves up your stomach your balls hurt your legs give way and you start crying, i personally have alot of trouble breathing, and thats off a small flick

btw the worst thing is when your not sure if it hit or not and you have the little gap where you pray to god it didnt hit then the pain hits you
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I actually believe a sharp flick hurts more than a heavy knock.
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I actually believe a sharp flick hurts more than a heavy knock.
I actually tend to completely disagree with you on this. A large hit hurts so much more, because it spreads to the other regions a lot more. A small flick also doesn't give me that sensation of gagging, but in the testicles alone, it has a numbing effect almost.


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I don't know man, maybe it's because I've been hit in the nuts so many times during soccer that it's become less sensitive. But whenever something like a ball hits me........actually nevermind. I'm starting to relive vivid memories of getting a soccerball at fullspeed in the nuts, yes, yes it does hurt more.
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Yeah soccer ball hurts like hell. I lucked out tonight and turned just enough to avoid a direct shot from about 10 yards away.
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