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Old 06-11-2008, 12:44 AM   #21 (permalink)
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mayaswell turn this to when you were hit int he balls thread

go back a few years to yr 11 at my school and for some reason we were flicking each other in the balls, backhand flic btw, (sounds horribably gay but w/e) but anyway i got hit full on flush in the balls and was left collapsed ont he floor crying by myslef wen teachers walked past. i then got to class late and it was obvious i had been crying and the teacher asked if i was ok so i said my balls hurt
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Old 06-11-2008, 01:28 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I actually tend to completely disagree with you on this. A large hit hurts so much more, because it spreads to the other regions a lot more. A small flick also doesn't give me that sensation of gagging, but in the testicles alone, it has a numbing effect almost.
I agree with this, but comparatively to other hits to other parts of the body, a flick is crazy to the balls. Like, if you get flicked in the forehead or punched, the disparity in the pain is quite obvious, and is very very large. However, a flick to the balls vs a punch doesn't leave a whole lot of room for debate on which sucks more. Man, this gives me nightmares of those sack taps - the backhand wrist flick to the balls.
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Old 06-11-2008, 09:12 AM   #23 (permalink)
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yes a soccer ball hurts.... but it wont compare to a baseball....
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Old 06-11-2008, 03:22 PM   #24 (permalink)
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mayaswell turn this to when you were hit int he balls thread

go back a few years to yr 11 at my school and for some reason we were flicking each other in the balls, backhand flic btw, (sounds horribably gay but w/e) but anyway i got hit full on flush in the balls and was left collapsed ont he floor crying by myslef wen teachers walked past. i then got to class late and it was obvious i had been crying and the teacher asked if i was ok so i said my balls hurt
Nothing was worse then the jimmy tap. I remember doing that a few years ago with my friends in high school. Why we thought it was cool to try to hit each other in the nuts I will never know.
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Old 06-11-2008, 03:38 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Igot hit in the balls with a hockey ball the one game I didn't wear a cup. I went down like I'd been shot, lay in the featal position for about 5 mins. Meanwhile people were trying to find the ball. When I unfurled the ball fell from where it lodged itself in my groin. Was a releif cos I was worried that everything had swollen up to a huge size.

Easily my most painful experience ever. Only thing that comes close is when I shattered my elbow.
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Old 06-11-2008, 07:11 PM   #26 (permalink)
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My worst nut incident took place about 5 years ago. It all started when I was sitting on my surfboard out in the ocean, and I went to adjust the leash strap on my ankle. As I was leaning over to adjust it, I started losing my balance and somehow the board submerged, turned sideways, and then shot up full-force into my left testicle, smashing it between the rail of my board and my thigh. The throbbing never went away and eventually got worse for a week, so I had to go to the doctor. He thought I had a testicular torsion, so I went to a surgery center thinking I was going to lose my left nut that day. After they took an ultrasound of my nuts they said it wasn't a torsion, but they found some fluid (not semen) filling my nut. After that they basically told me to walk it off, but to this day my left nut is like 10x more sensitive than my right. Even a small tap leaves me reeling.
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My worst nut incident took place about 5 years ago. It all started when I was sitting on my surfboard out in the ocean, and I went to adjust the leash strap on my ankle. As I was leaning over to adjust it, I started losing my balance and somehow the board submerged, turned sideways, and then shot up full-force into my left testicle, smashing it between the rail of my board and my thigh. The throbbing never went away and eventually got worse for a week, so I had to go to the doctor. He thought I had a testicular torsion, so I went to a surgery center thinking I was going to lose my left nut that day. After they took an ultrasound of my nuts they said it wasn't a torsion, but they found some fluid (not semen) filling my nut. After that they basically told me to walk it off, but to this day my left nut is like 10x more sensitive than my right. Even a small tap leaves me reeling.
Damn that sucks and must have been the most painful thing ever. My stomach hurt just reading that.
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in yr 9 a mate of mine sat down on a chair in science class but he somehow sat on his nut and was in like constant pain for a few hours so his dad took him to the hospital turned out he twisted his testicles. he had to get surgery and some old male nurse shaved his balls
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Some of you should wear steel jocks 24/7 to avoid further trauma IMO.
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Igot hit in the balls with a hockey ball the one game I didn't wear a cup. I went down like I'd been shot, lay in the featal position for about 5 mins. Meanwhile people were trying to find the ball. When I unfurled the ball fell from where it lodged itself in my groin. Was a releif cos I was worried that everything had swollen up to a huge size.

Easily my most painful experience ever. Only thing that comes close is when I shattered my elbow.
Not even a cup helps. And thats coming from 12 years of experience as a catcher.
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