1. Hedley - who gave these guys a mic, I don't know, but they're probably belly up in a ditch somewhere.
2. Bon Jovi - Sounds like an 8 year old giving birth, whenever I hear Bon Jovi, I can't help but picture his leathery skin, sleaveless shirts and 40 something y.o receptionists getting moist.
3. Weezer - Most monotonous shit out there, these guys haven't made a good song, ever. And all their videos are of the lead singer, dry humping the air and getting real close to the mic while making that one, "Im bored" look.
4. Rihanna - Seriously, is it like law to let retards be successful? This girl looks like she was born 8 months prematurely. She has the voice of an alarm clock. Plus, she has a knack for ripping off other artists, while completely shitting on the original song with her annoying, yet unfortunately catchy bullshit.
5. Jonas Brothers - ................................My, God........American Media, you make me sick.
Red Hot Chili Peppers: Don't get me wrong, they're a great band, but who writes their ****in music? Most stupidest lyrics I have ever come across. RHCP are a band that sound great from a distance, but once you get close, you can physically feel your I.Q drop a couple dozen points. Horrible, Horrible lyrics.