Originally Posted by MJB23
Go to his wiki page and read about the cars he has. It's amazing.
Plus he has a harem of playboy bunnies.
This dude and his buddies were banging the hell outta MS USA and others with similar titles for over a month. My god can you imagine how detached he is from reality?
If I was this dude I would prank call the pope and call him a bitch or something. I would pay for everything I bought in US 2$ bills, uncut and in sheet form. I would just rip one out whenever i needed it. I would lurk into harvard under a fake name etc etc as a new professor just to **** with the students for a semester. I would buy millions and millions of gallons of Budweiser and have it distributed and hidden all around prominent middle schools in america on the same day. I would fart on steven hawking, and poke him with a stick while yelling "POKE YOUR HANDICAPPED, POKE YOUR HANDICAPPED". I would simultaneously dump large quantities of raw THC into all the tap water in seattle on april fools, funny shit indeed xD. I would organize the worlds largest orgy to be conducted at the location where the next president will be sworn in. As soon as he says his oath, boom thousands and tens of thousands of people strip down completely naked and start going at it for hours. Man the mayhem, they just dont have the man power to thwart it.
kinda went nuts there xD i need sleep