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Old 09-30-2008, 08:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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My friend peter

In 1986,my friend Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from North-western University.

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.


It probably wasn't the same elephant.
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Old 09-30-2008, 08:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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not reli sure what to say here apart from


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which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
who the hell uses the term 'gingerly?
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Old 09-30-2008, 08:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2008, 08:41 PM   #4 (permalink)
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SurfNinja pulled this one on us last year. Funny though.
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SurfNinja pulled this one on us last year. Funny though.
was this a serious joke then? i thought it was just a guy trolling or something lol
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Old 09-30-2008, 09:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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no its real, ive heard that one before too. prolly through some email fwds or something, its just shows how stupid people are when it comes to wild animals. i remember a year or 2 ago there was a guy and his wife who went to celebrate a birthday with a monkey, when they went in the cage to give the monkey a birthday cake, they were attacked by a couple of monkeys The guy got his face mauled and bites all over his body, including his balls. heres a link to it.
http://www.weightsdown.150m.com/special/monkeychow.htm
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Haha, pretty funny, but you could see it coming. I guess someone stupid would be all like "HOLY Shitness dude you got me! You so had me goin' dude, but you ****in' raped me at the end". But I was not impress by y'ur perfour-mance, to be honest.

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Old 10-01-2008, 12:03 AM   #8 (permalink)
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