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post #11 of 241 (permalink) Old 12-17-2008, 02:34 AM
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I agree with Steph, I'm thinking he's gay and just not out of the closet. He's not a bad looking dude, and I know anxiety can really **** with one's personal life, but in college, drunks chicks could not care less. If I were you, I'd ask him about and try not to be offensive and if he just can't get a chick, get him drunk as shit. LOL.



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yeah i dont know then...is he just that intimidated by girls? if a girl was to be all over him throwing herself at him....what would he do? walk away and leave or what sit there scared
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I was actually considering this, but I don't think he would have sex with someone unless he knew them on a personal level. The guy's Mom wouldn't allow him to come to the strip club with us last year, how ******* sad is that?
Most likely, he is a male and if put in a situation where it is clear as day what is about to happen, he'll go through with it. Just put in 50 bucks with a few other friends and see what happens. Tell the hooker to not take 'no' for an answer (I don't think males can be raped lol). I think this would be the best thing you could do for him, but yeah, be sure he doesn't know its a hooker.

A possible reason for his whole situation might be medical. Maybe he is ashamed of some sort of physical condition that he has, or he has some psychological problems that he hasn't talked to you about. But yeah, I think the best bet is to just get him laid any way possible, he'll get confidence after and things should fall into place.
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I agree with Steph, I'm thinking he's gay and just not out of the closet. He's not a bad looking dude, and I know anxiety can really **** with one's personal life, but in college, drunks chicks could not care less. If I were you, I'd ask him about and try not to be offensive and if he just can't get a chick, get him drunk as shit. LOL.
In all seriousness, I've had serious discussions with him, and I asked him if he thought he was gay, and I told him that I wouldn't treat him any differently (because I wouldn't). He said "No, I'm definitely not gay", and I believed him, he wasn't offended or anything.

I try getting him wasted like me every weekend but he's so damn conservative about drinking (kind of funny referring to him as a conservative when he's an anarchist lol). When he does drink he does come out and dance at clubs, but he shoots for girls that are out of his league (ugh I hate saying that), which usually leads to him getting rejected and sulking for the rest of the night.

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yeah i dont know then...is he just that intimidated by girls? if a girl was to be all over him throwing herself at him....what would he do? walk away and leave or what sit there scared
Honestly, I think this has something to do with the relationship he has with his mother.. she's super controlling and I think she may have alienated him from getting close with people. I'm his best friend and he still doesn't tell me shit all when things are going down in his family.
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A possible reason for his whole situation might be medical. Maybe he is ashamed of some sort of physical condition that he has, or he has some psychological problems that he hasn't talked to you about. But yeah, I think the best bet is to just get him laid any way possible, he'll get confidence after and things should fall into place.
thats true...maybe he is ashamed of his manly parts
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I thought for a second your roommate was Surf but then I saw the picture.
I think the saddest part is that I saw the thread title and thought it was going to be a joke about me.


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Most likely, he is a male and if put in a situation where it is clear as day what is about to happen, he'll go through with it. Just put in 50 bucks with a few other friends and see what happens. Tell the hooker to not take 'no' for an answer (I don't think males can be raped lol). I think this would be the best thing you could do for him, but yeah, be sure he doesn't know its a hooker.
Honestly, thats what it may have to come down to. I just think he wants his first time to count, and I honestly can't blame him because I wanted the same thing.

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A possible reason for his whole situation might be medical. Maybe he is ashamed of some sort of physical condition that he has, or he has some psychological problems that he hasn't talked to you about. But yeah, I think the best bet is to just get him laid any way possible, he'll get confidence after and things should fall into place.
This is what I'm thinking, I've found out a lot of personal stuff out lately that he hasn't told me. He has a strange relationship with his mother, and he's not too fond of his dad.. he may just have a cynical opinion of love/relationships which prevents him from even attempting to attain them.

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thats true...maybe he is ashamed of his manly parts
Haha, that's possible too. But I mean, when you're in a relationship with someone, the closer you get emotionally to your partner, the less important physical things become. That's what I think at least.. I mean, a girl you've been dating a month or so will be more forgiving when she finds out you have a small wiener than a girl who you've brought home from the bar. Right?

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He sounds like the type of dude who never f****, but meets the women of his dreams and is really happy about it. Hopefully one day, he'll meet a chick that understands him and he'll be okay. He honestly doesn't sound like a bad dude and since he's not gay, just give him some time to become the dude he needs to be.



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I've made 2 full comments and then deleted them... I just don't know what I can add here. One of them blamed everyone here and the media for making sex to be a bigger deal than it really is and one attempted to work out his problem by comparing him with me.

F*** it, I wish your friend good luck but there probably isn't anything any of us can do for him. If friends could get their friends laid that easily, I'd have been laid by 10s several times over by now. You can't rely on others to get you laid, it's a personal issue and everyone goes about their shit differently.

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Get a prostitute, but don't tell him that you paid her. Once he gets laid, he'll have more confidence. But by god whatever you do don't tell him you paid for the hooker.
You nearly killed me when I read this. I'm still struggling to breathe lol.

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