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Old 12-17-2008, 04:10 AM   #21 (permalink)
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I try getting him wasted like me every weekend but he's so damn conservative about drinking (kind of funny referring to him as a conservative when he's an anarchist lol). When he does drink he does come out and dance at clubs, but he shoots for girls that are out of his league (ugh I hate saying that), which usually leads to him getting rejected and sulking for the rest of the night.
What kind of clubs do you go to? I'm playing on stereotypes but rock chicks are more into guys with long hair than other girls. I used to have long hair so I know this, perhaps you could take him to a rock club/bar if there are any near you.

I'm not advocating drug use of any kind because my brother is a member of this forum too, however I have heard e or x as I believe american's call it makes you extremely euphoric and destroys all inhibitions.

ps 40 year old virgin is a very funny movie, although I did refuse to watch it while i was on a bit of a dry spell.
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Old 12-17-2008, 07:07 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I thought for a second your roommate was Surf but then I saw the picture.
haha was gunna say the same thing myself



what i would do, is id take him out to a few bars or clubs and be his wingman, coz seriously these years are the easiest years to get laid surely, with all the party's that go on and stuff and all the drink there is theres bound to just be a slut or slag or a totaly drunk girl who wants to get laid, but im quessing he doesnt wonna loose his virginity to a slag?
but beggers cant be choosers my friend, so take him to some partys or bars and just be his wingman, or let him be your wingman for a while so he can learn a thing or two first rather then just sending him out there with no skills in his arsenal
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Old 12-17-2008, 07:21 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Get a prostitute, but don't tell him that you paid her. Once he gets laid, he'll have more confidence. But by god whatever you do don't tell him you paid for the hooker.
This is honestly one of the best ideas in this thread.

To have any fire, you must first have atleast some form of heat.

I think if you first introduce him to sexuality, then he might perhaps take a liking to it and want to persue it further.

The other day I went to a strip club with one of my friends, and he racked up a $200 bill from dances (which I had to pay for) But now he wants to bang any girl that walks by.

Although, he might just one of those people who just genuinely don't give a shit about girls, and will one day, somehow, find a mate.
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Old 12-17-2008, 08:22 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Not having sex at univesity isn't that big a deal. I say this having gone through a three year dry spell that covered my entire uni life. Some people just don't care about it that much.

Your friend is in the uncomfortable situaton that the longer he leaves it the harder it will be to actually do the deed. The pressure of being his age and still having a v card makes it that much harder to get anywhere. I wish him the best of luck.
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Old 12-17-2008, 08:34 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Do not hire him a hooker that is a bad idea.

Maybe he has some mad fetish like he will only date girls with two different eye colours, or he needs to envision a monobrow to get him erect.

There are some weird folk out there check his internet history if you find bi-racial amputee t-girls with red hair then you know why he has not found the one yet
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Old 12-17-2008, 08:42 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Speaking from experience, the problem could be a low testosterone level. I always liked girls, but I was the studious type too. Guys with a higher testosterone level cannot tolerate all the sitting around and frustrating studying books.

When I was in my 40's I complained to the doctor that I didn't feel very horny. The Doc checked my blood and the testosterone levels were below average . So now I get shots of Depo-Testosterone every 3 weeks or so.

A shot starts taking effect after about 2 or 3 days. I start thinking more about how beautiful my wife is, and I start conversations with women at work and think naughty thoughts more intensely!

The shots give me a more masculine attitude about work and life in general.

Testosterone makes you want it. Testosterone will not turn a gay man into a normal straight man but it will cause a normal straight man to start making big, big efforts towards flirting and courting women!

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Jeesh......never even made out...wow. probably at this point he is self concious about it and nervous and shy.........either that or he's gay

Yikes a gay roomate......thats a toughy right there...i saw some one sayin to get hiom a hooker.....that could work but he could be really uncomfortable with it(never knowing you paid her even)..

gotta let nature take over here I mean if he is surrounded by hot chicks and hasnt engaged yet he may never......i remember literally having girl friends in school that i prob could tell about a guy like your roomate and they would just **** him......
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Old 12-17-2008, 09:11 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Holyshit.. I'd say wait for biology to kick in... but after reading this and learning we're not talking about high school.. but college.. holyshit, this is the kinda stuff for movies not irl.

ok. This is what you and him need to do. And neither you or him are going to like it one bit. His social anxiety has grown to such a point im not sure he could handle common situations, and hes so old is the reason what im going to suggest is so extreme. He needs to find a fat chick or an ugly chick and date the shit out of them. The reason being is that he needs to date someone hes comfortable around, more so than the attractive girl or even the average girl. Once he dates the ugly or fat girl for a while, they mess around, make out, she blows him, and they **** like rabbits. well a rabbit ******* a pug would probably be a lot closer, but you get the idea.

Then he can move on and move up. Oh and dont let him marry the first girl that lays him please.

Or if you think sex is the barrier that if broken will change his life... take him to a party, find a slut, get her drunk and let your friend go to town on her in the bathroom.

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This is honestly one of the best ideas in this thread.

To have any fire, you must first have atleast some form of heat.

I think if you first introduce him to sexuality, then he might perhaps take a liking to it and want to persue it further.

The other day I went to a strip club with one of my friends, and he racked up a $200 bill from dances (which I had to pay for) But now he wants to bang any girl that walks by.

Although, he might just one of those people who just genuinely don't give a shit about girls, and will one day, somehow, find a mate.
Well, the bad thing i'd worry about here is that prostitution is illegal. Imagine his virgin friend becoming a sex offender then trying to get laid xD

Im not saying there is anything morally wrong with the use of a prostitute or that it shouldnt be done, or that I havent used a prostitute.

The strip club is a great idea. d(^_^)

Hey I don't a shit about girls, and i typically despise them. but i cannot deny those sexy bodies they have. i think this kids problem is self confidence.
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Old 12-17-2008, 10:02 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Kick his ass and make him go have sex with someone.

He'll thank you in the long run.
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