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post #1 of 241 (permalink) Old 12-17-2008, 03:04 AM Thread Starter
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My roommate needs to get laid.

Alright, as many of you know I live with my one roommate, who has been my best friend since grade 10. Here's a picture of him:



Being that I'm his best friend, I'm very concerned with him, because we're in our final year of being surrounded by ridiculous amounts of women, and he's never been in a relationship, had sex, made out, or even KISSED a girl. EVER.

He's an honour roll student, and receives scholarships/awards almost every year, so he's intelligent. He's also a really good listener, a nice person, and he has a great sense of humor. I'm just afraid that if nothing is done now, it will never happen for him.

Recently he started working at the university writing center and one of his female co-workers has shown interest in him, and this is what he said to me about it tonight:

"Yeah, I don't think much of it, because I don't really care. I spend my days yelling about anarchism and watching the wire lol."

What the **** is his deal? Does he actually expect a girl to just walk in off the street, pull out his dick, then stick it in her? I think he's afraid of rejection to the point that he's afraid to even try. Note: this girl isn't even exceptional looking.

It's just weird, because he says he doesn't care then he'll come in my room and ask me questions about girls.. and just hearing the things he says to me, reminds me of myself when I was 16. He's just so far behind it's scary.

What can I do to help motivate my friend? I'm dreading the embarrassment for him when he does finally fool around with a chick, but it needs to happen soon or I'm afraid he'll be alone forever.
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Dang thats horrible. Never kissed a girl? Never had sex? thats pretty miserable. You really need to help him with his game as he obviously has none. And he goes to college, and still has not found at the very least a random girl to hook up with? thats amazing. In a bad way. You just need to get in his face about and be like dude, you have to get some action before you graduate from college and maybe hit some clubs with him or encourage him with this chick who is interested. He is not a bad looking guy but I would suggest cutting the hair. Good luck with that man I just dont see how he has never even KISSED A GIRL. Most guys score some tongue in middle school.
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r u for sure he likes girls?he might not be attracted to them really
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Dang thats horrible. Never kissed a girl? Never had sex? thats pretty miserable. You really need to help him with his game as he obviously has none.
That's the thing, I'm trying to adjust to getting back in the game myself. I broke up with my girlfriend of nearly four years in September, so I'm still trying to hone my own pick-up skills. I just don't know how to explain things to him in a way that's helpful, because he doesn't even know the basics. I mean, highschool prepares you for university, but he's been on the sidelines of the game for 8 years.


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And he goes to college, and still has not found at the very least a random girl to hook up with? thats amazing. In a bad way. You just need to get in his face about and be like dude, you have to get some action before you graduate from college and maybe hit some clubs with him or encourage him with this chick who is interested.
Lately I actually have been pushing him more, especially with news of this potential girl.. who may very well be in the same boat as him. I think he knows it's starting to piss me off, listening to him shit on himself for being a virg.

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He is not a bad looking guy but I would suggest cutting the hair.
lol, you have no idea how many times, myself, my friends and even girls have told him that they don't like long hair. He keeps it the way it is though because he thinks it looks good. Before he had an enormous Jewfro, so this is an improvement, but I think that it's a major reason why most girls veer away from him.


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Good luck with that man I just dont see how he has never even KISSED A GIRL. Most guys score some tongue in middle school.
Thanks man, I appreciate the advice. It just sucks because I feel like I'm taking care of my little brother, when really we should be able to joke about these sorts of things.

I don't think I'll ever laugh at The 40 Year Old Virgin ever again, it may just be the saddest film I've ever seen.

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I thought for a second your roommate was Surf but then I saw the picture.
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Get a prostitute, but don't tell him that you paid her. Once he gets laid, he'll have more confidence. But by god whatever you do don't tell him you paid for the hooker.
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the virgin thing isnt that bad but never even kissed is pretty surprising...but hey either he is very shy, gay, or just has no desire to date /hookup right now
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the virgin thing isnt that bad but never even kissed is pretty surprising...but hey either he is very shy, gay, or just has no desire to date /hookup right now
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saw that one coming...i mean i know guys that r virgins that choose to be but they had girlfriends and made out and done other things before i was just saying TO ME the virgin thing isnt that bad...not as bad as never been kissed


ps u friend needs to go on the pick up artist show..its for guys just like him
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r u for sure he likes girls?he might not be attracted to them really
Yeah, I'm positive. One day I even sat down in his room and asked him if he'd blow me, and he said "no". Then I asked if I could blow him and he said "no" as well.

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I thought for a second your roommate was Surf but then I saw the picture.
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Get a prostitute, but don't tell him that you paid her. Once he gets laid, he'll have more confidence. But by god whatever you do don't tell him you paid for the hooker.
I was actually considering this, but I don't think he would have sex with someone unless he knew them on a personal level. The guy's Mom wouldn't allow him to come to the strip club with us last year, how ******* sad is that?


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the virgin thing isnt that bad but never even kissed is pretty surprising...but hey either he is very shy, gay, or just has no desire to date /hookup right now
Yeah, I have nothing against anyone who wants to save themselves for marriage, but he's not like that, and he always dogs on himself for not being able to have sex. And how could he have no desire to do anything with a girl at this point in life? I mean, we have a girl to guy ratio of 4:1 at our university.. this is such a perfect time to figure out what you're looking for in a future partner/honing relationship/sex skills.
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