Well cops would arrest you, whereas hookers would let you off the hook if you pay them double for a swift hand-shandy...one lasts on your personal record whereas the other you'd just need to take a shower afterwards.
In highschool I went to the cafeteria to buy poutine (fries, gravy, cheese).. I had a lunch class so I had to go back upstairs and eat in class. As I was walking upstairs there was a group of kids at the bottom of the stairs.. I was in grade 12 at the time.. they were in 11.. when I walked by this one kid called me a ***.. when I got to the top of the staircase I dropped my poutine on him.. he was wearing a new white sweater..
not harsh. kid deserved it. and an additional ass beating.