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post #21 of 160 (permalink) Old 02-09-2009, 06:42 PM
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when i was about 13 or 14 this 1 girl fancyd the crap outta me like she would literaly idolise me and everything and she followed me around was gettin kinda creepy lol, bit one day when she was following me on the way home from school i simply turned round to her and shouted "seriosuly why dont you just ******* die, theres a bus go and jump infront of it no one would miss you!", ive never seen so many tears in my life, it was like i totally crushed her world lol

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when i was about 13 or 14 this 1 girl fancyd the crap outta me like she would literaly idolise me and everything and she followed me around was gettin kinda creepy lol, bit one day when she was following me on the way home from school i simply turned round to her and shouted "seriosuly why dont you just ******* die, theres a bus go and jump infront of it no one would miss you!", ive never seen so many tears in my life, it was like i totally crushed her world lol
Wow, you're a serious asshole I don't think I like you anymore after hearing that story. How could you do that to somebody that just wanted to be your sidekick? Besides, she probably would have let you get all kinds of sexual favors....even in public. lol



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Hahahaha eric that is hilarious. "why don't you just ******* die" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a golden line.

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I had my first real relationship at 14 and dated a girl for over a year. We ended up breaking up and when I was 20 I met up with her again and had a friends with benefits thing going. We got close and moved in with each other. Still not boyfriend and girlfriend but not just friends. Well this was the first time I moved out of my house and took it to far. I wanted to do everything and screw every chick. Well I basically told her we would never be and I am finding someone to be with and its not her. Pretty much the day we moved in. Well shit hit the fan and we ended up breaking the lease and going our own way. I so regret it because she was probobly the best thing that ever happened to me and I forever messed that up. But when your 21 is hard to tell whats the best for you.
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I was dating a girl for about 8 months, never had any serious feelings for her, while we were going out her dad who she had never had a relationship with got in contact with her, they started talking on the phone and he invited her to go out to the east coast and meet him and his family for a couple weeks, she was hesitant about going but I convinced her it was something she should do because then she would know if she wanted to have him play any role in her life in the future, so we rarely spoke the week she was gone and while she was gone a girl Id had a long time crush on me opened up that she very intereted in me, as well my best freind who was dating my g/f at the times best freind had a very messy break up which ended up with his g/f catching him cheating and his g/f and the girl he was hooking up wiht fighting in the middle of the street in there underwear, needless to say I knew what my choice was gonna be, so my g/f gets back and I pick her up at her house to go for a drive, Im planning on breaking it off with her and want to do it on neutral ground, not at her house because I fear her two brother who have always hated me may take the opportunity to kick my ass, so as soon as she gets in the car she starts bawling about how horrible her trip was and how f***ed up her dad and his whole family was, she cried for a good 1/2 hour and finishes it off with "but at least I still have you" I freeze and dont even respond, I dont know what to do or say, before I could get a word out she looks at me and she knows, she starts crying and screaming at me about what an a-hole I am for breaking up with her like that.
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I used the dreaded, cliched "I think it would be a good idea if we saw other people" on a boyfriend in college.

Which was even dumber b/c if I was able to do the awkward silence like Toxic, I wouldn't have had to say anything at all.


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One time a kid threw a basketball at my head, so I picked up a piece of concrete, and he started to run, and like ******* Dan Marino I lobbed it perfectly and it hit him right on top of the head. He was knocked out for like 10 minutes. I felt so bad afterwards. (I was like 14 at the time)

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Well when I was about 14 I was outside chillin with the neighbor kid (a fews years younger) and he was riding his bike. So me being a dumbass, I pick up some plastic thing laying in the street and launched it at his back(he had no shirt on) like a fastball. It wasn't big, I think it was part of a shoe. But I nailed him right in the back, and he screamed like he was hit by a car. So his mom comes running out of the house and she trips on the curb and chips a tooth and breaks a couple of fingers. I sprinted back to my house and hid in the closest, lol. Oh wait, I'm suppose to feel bad right?
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You were laughing your ass off in that closet! I think a lot of us might have been too.


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