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post #11 of 136 (permalink) Old 02-14-2009, 07:52 PM
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I where an eye patch, I got no depth perception
But all I really need is a Wi-Fi connection
Internet pirate jumpin' in on the forum
Never login after midnight, 'cause my bandwidth is tied up downloading torrents
I joined this bitch back in 2007
And ever since then it's been my MMA heaven
I would have never known that Ken Shammy was fighting a wart hog
without running across a thread talking 'bout the free stream of War Gods

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!



Full disclosure: I don't actually wear an eye patch. I apologize if I offended any patch-sporting members of the forum community.




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post #12 of 136 (permalink) Old 02-14-2009, 08:16 PM
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Its time to battle YO!

I'll kick this shit off real quick off da heezy

I come through wit da shoot
Bang wit da slam!
Hot with the moves
Plazz is ya man!
I'm quick wit da hook
Tight with da jab
Your back has been took
Your neck Ima' grab
Tightly I squeeze
You can't breathe a breeze
My man you should tap
Cause soon you gone nap!


OOOHHH!!!
This is meant to be a rap BATTLE, not a rap stroke off...

Plazz 'gon die tonight
Plazz 'gon die tonight
Every body now
[Plazz 'gon die to tonight]
Uh..yeah
B-anonymous my lyrics are bottomless
When I throw down i'll be shooting up all of us
money aint a thang if you own a conglomerate
Plazz ain't nothing he looks like a hippopotamus
A hippopotamus that's spitting whack rhymes like none of us
A hippopotamus that dies every time he...sIING
Administrator don't mean a...thIING
Probably should get his wife another...rIING
That broke-ass cardboard box don't please her
No wonder she called B-weezy to see her
She need a real man, to hold her, kiss her squeeze her
Nah, I'm just playin' tomorrow I be leavin' her
Coz she trash, broke, and always poor
That's why I be kickin her out of the ****in door
Coz I'm a boss playa, I don't front
MMA skills ain't shit when you got a ****in' gun
Coz I'll shoot you...and your family...and your wife STILL gon' wanna end up to be wit me.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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post #13 of 136 (permalink) Old 02-15-2009, 01:11 PM
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MMAF has mad skillz.


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post #14 of 136 (permalink) Old 02-15-2009, 01:32 PM
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We're going to be the next wu-tang, all we need are some clever nicknames
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post #15 of 136 (permalink) Old 02-15-2009, 02:01 PM
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MMAF has some good rhymes lol. Where's Organik?
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We're going to be the next wu-tang, all we need are some clever nicknames
Killer Steez?


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post #17 of 136 (permalink) Old 02-15-2009, 02:07 PM
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MMAF has some good rhymes lol. Where's Organik?
Oh no, time for murder of he gets in here.. That boy got skillz


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He's comin to getcha, he's comin to getcha, spittin out lyrics, homie he's witcha


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post #19 of 136 (permalink) Old 02-15-2009, 03:50 PM
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Yeeeaaaa boiiiiiii!!!!

Ayo I'm tight like flava flav, but I spit like Nick Cannon
You wanna act like Kimbo, Ima act like Sean Gannon
Ain't no one on this forum got rhymes like me
I'm bringin in the dough, even through times like these
I'm the one that suggested that we should have this section
So give me all the credit, the love and affection.......I need it.....seriously...

Just a little suttin, suttin



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post #20 of 136 (permalink) Old 02-15-2009, 04:33 PM
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my name is stephanie and im the one
you can be the hotdog and ill be the bun


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