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post #21 of 91 (permalink) Old 02-28-2009, 11:02 AM
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Never, and I mean NEVER give up the change to bang a hot chick. It will haunt you the rest of your life. Women are going to be crazy and clingy whether or not you **** them, so don't ever pass up new *****. Nowutimean?

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post #22 of 91 (permalink) Old 02-28-2009, 11:03 AM
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For one Uni guy to another, the answer is pretty simple. What you do, is go hang out with her or something and get a bottle of Taquila, and let the shots begin. Afterwords, **** her and at minimum claim were really drunk. That you get to **** her, and don't have to worry about much consequences.

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After reviewing the pictures, I suggest not hitting it, instead send her my way Miles, check your PM's for my contact info.



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Never, and I mean NEVER give up the change to bang a hot chick. It will haunt you the rest of your life.
That sounds exactly like my opinion. When you're married one day F>A, you'll regret it. She was probably out with her girlfriends and wanted them to know she was texting you (if they all knew you already) or a new guy she was talking with. My stalker radar is going yet, some people just fall for others faster then other people. You did talk for 8 hours, it probably was a sign that you wanted to move fast too.

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tap that!!!!!!!!
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tap that!!!!!!!!
Looks like we have a poet on our hands......but yes, grade A advice. If worse comes to worse, you can just kick her in the head until she forgets who you are.



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Jesus tapdancing Christ Fedor>all. This is MMAF, you know what we're going to say! I will now reinforce it by adding that I think you should bang her like a screen door in a hurricane, then changing your locks/phone # etc as xeberus suggested in case she turns out to be a psycho clinger.

Very wise advice from Walker BTW.


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u could ..... um ..... do some hanky panky with her


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My best advice would be not to log into the lounge if she is around. Nothing breaks a girls spirits more than posting there picture online......But my spirits are up, Heh heh.
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After reviewing the pictures, I suggest not hitting it, instead send her my way Miles, check your PM's for my contact info.
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