Originally Posted by Walker
F#ck it- next time kick him as hard as you can in the basket- possibly twice before he goes down. Then stand over him and say "Your young balls will recover and I just hope you learn from this lesson to not be a show-boating asshole who thinks an opponent might not alter the rules.".
BAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! YES! Then ******* bow to him. This is the type of kid I would punch in the face while distracting him and not feel bad.