1. Cornbread has the coolest parents ever.
This is true. Also, I'm curious, did your mom and this girl ever end up getting together? That would just top that whole event off perfectly.
2. If you can hang out EVER after a threesome, as a threesome, you're automatically a legend.
Sweet! I can finally refer to myself as a legend and say that someone else said it. Also, I'm curious if you know this to be difficult from previous experience?
You sir are my hero.
Obviously you've never seen my girlfriend. Yikes...
jk. Man, she'd kill me if she read that... or any of this thread for that matter. Also, after conferring with myself, I've decided that I can get away with posting a picture of them (without me in it, that would just ruin shit). I don't want to be THAT guy who pretends to be an internet hero.
My mother-in-law was talking at great length about how awful tattoos were (she had just seen a Rolling Stone cover with Travis Barker on it) and why would anybody do it, they're so terrible, I don't understand it, what's the world coming to, blah blah blah, and my younger daughter shouts, "MOMMY HAS A TATTOO!"
Tattoos are awesome if they actually have some meaning behind them, and of course nice artwork. Rough spot for your kid to put you in though. Did somebody get a beating when you two ended up alone? Jokes.