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post #11 of 58 (permalink) Old 03-06-2009, 11:07 PM
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When my mother walked in on me having sex with my father....so bad, Okay, anyway, I have told this story before:

On the day before New Years a chick I haven't seen in a bit and a friend came over. We end up both taking 5 tabs of delicious acid and so we get a little funky and I'm doing some things (had no condom, so basically everything else) then out of no where, the girl starts ******* yelling and "I'm like alrighttt I'm the mann" but it turns out she was just tripping balls and I stopped, and she would not stop yelling. So my brother knocks on my door and is like "what the hell are you guys doing?" and the girl was naked on my bed yelling her ass off and my parents get woken up, and they come in my room (the girl is yelling shit like "I want you to sit on my face, I want to squirt on you, etc.etc.) and she asks my mother to have sex with her and keeps yelling. Then my parents were like okay we're going to call the police if she doesn't calm down. She doesn't and 7 cops end up coming and it's me, my gay brother and my parents watching the police put a naked girl in the ambulance. I was tripping balls the entire time at 12 hours later I was still tripping. Good times had by all.
Cornbread I would intercourse you. Awesome story, utterly epic.

Man the stories I havent told you guys, I don't think im going to xD



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SWP remeber i bought a 5th of rum last night? i have the last of that 5th in the glass im drinking from as we speak

My tolerance has been going through the roof as of late xD guess ive been enjoying the sauce a little more than usual.



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About a month ago my girlfriend, her best friend and I had a threesome in my hot tub. It was probably the most awesome experience of my life... until it was over. Then it just got kinda weird, and we were all like, "So what now?"

Since then it hasn't been too bad when the three of us have hung out though... or maybe I just haven't noticed it being awkward, since I'm probably drifting off and thinking about that fatefully awesome night.
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1. Cornbread has the coolest parents ever.

2. If you can hang out EVER after a threesome, as a threesome, you're automatically a legend.


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My ex's little brother's walked in on us and I was wearing a bathing suit at the time and I couldn't get it on all the way so I was covered up with a blanket and they tried to pull the blanket off to see what was going on. I held on to that blanket for dear life.
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My mother-in-law was talking at great length about how awful tattoos were (she had just seen a Rolling Stone cover with Travis Barker on it) and why would anybody do it, they're so terrible, I don't understand it, what's the world coming to, blah blah blah, and my younger daughter shouts, "MOMMY HAS A TATTOO!"


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1. Cornbread has the coolest parents ever.
This is true. Also, I'm curious, did your mom and this girl ever end up getting together? That would just top that whole event off perfectly.

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2. If you can hang out EVER after a threesome, as a threesome, you're automatically a legend.
Sweet! I can finally refer to myself as a legend and say that someone else said it. Also, I'm curious if you know this to be difficult from previous experience?

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You sir are my hero.
Obviously you've never seen my girlfriend. Yikes... jk. Man, she'd kill me if she read that... or any of this thread for that matter. Also, after conferring with myself, I've decided that I can get away with posting a picture of them (without me in it, that would just ruin shit). I don't want to be THAT guy who pretends to be an internet hero.



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My mother-in-law was talking at great length about how awful tattoos were (she had just seen a Rolling Stone cover with Travis Barker on it) and why would anybody do it, they're so terrible, I don't understand it, what's the world coming to, blah blah blah, and my younger daughter shouts, "MOMMY HAS A TATTOO!"
Tattoos are awesome if they actually have some meaning behind them, and of course nice artwork. Rough spot for your kid to put you in though. Did somebody get a beating when you two ended up alone? Jokes.
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Honestly cdn, I couldn't give you enough rep for that.. and I'm a reptillionaire.
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My most awkward moment would probably be the morning after prom. I asked a girl to go as a friend because her boyfriend was a marine that graduated the year before me and a good friend of mine. I was under the impression that I would be able to ditch her after the dance and pictures and shit. So, me and my buddies took a bunch of acid. A few friends that were older went to the State Palace for a rave but met up with us at the hotel later. Well...I was hanging out all night with my friends at the hotel (about 60 of us got rooms at). I started trippin balls at about midnight. And was drinking heavily. We kind of lost touch with each other throughout the night and got separated (my friends that also took acid). So, I retreated back to my room by myself and find some girl there. Really odd...she went to my school but was older and I had never really talked to her. Well, I did that night until about 3 am then she left. I think I freaked her out because I was trippin and she had no idea what that was (about 1 year later I saw her at a rave too and we boned that night; i thought it was worht mentioning). I start getting a little worried because I can't go to sleep at this point and go down stairs adn meet up with my friends coming back from New Orleans. Then i finally get tired and told them they could crash in my room since it was just me. Well I get there and not five minutes later my date storms in (at 6 in the morning mind you) and says, "Where the f*ck have you been? I didn't even get toe f*ck you last night...what kind of date is this?" Then she starts cryin and askin me if there was something wrong with her and all this. While my other friends are laughing their asses off...I couldn't help but do the same because I was still trippin. Well, it was pretty awkward to say the least.

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