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post #21 of 58 (permalink) Old 03-07-2009, 12:45 AM
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So did you hit that? Or were you respectful to one of the men who keeps your country (and mine) free (for the most part)?
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post #22 of 58 (permalink) Old 03-07-2009, 12:48 AM
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So did you hit that? Or were you respectful to one of the men who keeps your country (and mine) free (for the most part)?
Oh no way dude...I told him about her freaking out like that too. Not sure if she ever cheated on him while he was away, but they broke up shortly after I told him about that. We kind of lost touch...last I heard he was doing porn movies..so I probably wouldn't have lived up to her expectations anyway since he was all she knew. LOL

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Hopefully it's the good kind of porn. Or else what they've been saying about the military has been right all along.
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alright the most painfully awkward moment of life... something im not very proud off.. one of my aunts who i havent seen in a long long time came over to our house.. she acted totally weird.. her hands were shaking repeadtedly and she was slurring her speech.anyway me being the dick i was started making fun of her to my cuz till he finally told me she had parkinsons.. yea i know..im a douchebag

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post #25 of 58 (permalink) Old 03-07-2009, 11:20 AM
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Hopefully it's the good kind of porn. Or else what they've been saying about the military has been right all along.
No it is definitely the good kind. He was known for threesomes with hot chicks just about every weekend. Seriously...the dude was a whore.

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post #26 of 58 (permalink) Old 03-07-2009, 11:37 AM
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This is true. Also, I'm curious, did your mom and this girl ever end up getting together? That would just top that whole event off perfectly.



Sweet! I can finally refer to myself as a legend and say that someone else said it. Also, I'm curious if you know this to be difficult from previous experience?

No, unfortunately. I did some parts of college all wrong.

Obviously you've never seen my girlfriend. Yikes... jk. Man, she'd kill me if she read that... or any of this thread for that matter. Also, after conferring with myself, I've decided that I can get away with posting a picture of them (without me in it, that would just ruin shit). I don't want to be THAT guy who pretends to be an internet hero.





Tattoos are awesome if they actually have some meaning behind them, and of course nice artwork. Rough spot for your kid to put you in though. Did somebody get a beating when you two ended up alone? Jokes.

I put this in my quote somehow; no I don't. I'm a dumbass.
LOL no. My tattoo does have meaning IMO. I did my best to explain to her, without being too snarky, what my MIL's frame of mind is.


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1. Cornbread has the coolest parents ever.
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The fact that my parents haven't ever killed me while I was sleeping is impressive. I would have offed me years ago.

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This is true. Also, I'm curious, did your mom and this girl ever end up getting together? That would just top that whole event off perfectly.
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Yrah it's really weird now actually, because the girl is pregnant with my mother's baby.



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post #28 of 58 (permalink) Old 03-07-2009, 05:51 PM
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When I called my girlfriend Dave in bed.

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post #29 of 58 (permalink) Old 03-07-2009, 06:57 PM
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when i caight my brother wanking was pretty akward another time was when my mom had her friends round and i had just come out of the shower(downstairs shower as the upstairs one was getting fixed) and earli my bro had stolen my towl and all the other towels from the bathroom whilst i was in the shower, so im trying to think of something to wear, and all thats left was some flannels so i tie a bunch of flannels together to make a sort of mini towel, and i have to walk through the lounge were all my moms friends are, and i didnt realise this as they came round while i was in teh shower, so i strole into the lounge in this mini flannel made towl and they stop mid conversation and just stare at me, so i try to walk as quickly as possible through my lounge and i trip over one of my cats and land flat on my face and loose grip of the flannel towl so i just get up and run upstairs without the towl, when i came down for food half an hour later it was pretty akward

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threesomes, acid and tattoos. Wow. I have nothing to contribute, even though I started this thread.

I guess the best I have is when I was in 7th grade cranking it (thinking about Ginger Spice... that takes me back). I was in the middle of the bathroom, butt naked with the shower on (I thought it would be a foolproof plan to have the shower on to have uninterrupted time). Then my dad walks in. No, he like barges in. No sense in explaining. I just hung my head and got in the shower.
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