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post #1 of 58 (permalink) Old 03-06-2009, 02:43 PM Thread Starter
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Awkward Moments

Okay. I looked for a thread like this but couldn't find one. Apologies if it's already out there...

What are some of the most awkward moments you guys've had? I'm kind of swamped at work right now and will post some later, but I'd imagine you guys have some good ones worth sharing...
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Years ago my dad walked in when I was ******* my (at the time) girlfriend.
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Years ago my dad walked in when I was ******* my (at the time) girlfriend.
how'd that pan out?
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It wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't sat down and started giving me tips.
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About a month ago my girlfriend, her best friend and I had a threesome in my hot tub. It was probably the most awesome experience of my life... until it was over. Then it just got kinda weird, and we were all like, "So what now?"

Since then it hasn't been too bad when the three of us have hung out though... or maybe I just haven't noticed it being awkward, since I'm probably drifting off and thinking about that fatefully awesome night.
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About a month ago my girlfriend, her best friend and I had a threesome in my hot tub. It was probably the most awesome experience of my life... until it was over. Then it just got kinda weird, and we were all like, "So what now?"

Since then it hasn't been too bad when the three of us have hung out though... or maybe I just haven't noticed it being awkward, since I'm probably drifting off and thinking about that fatefully awesome night.
U needa do this again but this time record it and post it on this forum.
I can't think of any at the moment.. lol

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U needa do this again but this time record it and post it on this forum.
I can't think of any at the moment.. lol
Had I planned it out in advance, there definitely would have been a video camera involved. God bless the combination of alcohol and a hot tub.
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When my mother walked in on me having sex with my father....so bad, Okay, anyway, I have told this story before:

On the day before New Years a chick I haven't seen in a bit and a friend came over. We end up both taking 5 tabs of delicious acid and so we get a little funky and I'm doing some things (had no condom, so basically everything else) then out of no where, the girl starts ******* yelling and "I'm like alrighttt I'm the mann" but it turns out she was just tripping balls and I stopped, and she would not stop yelling. So my brother knocks on my door and is like "what the hell are you guys doing?" and the girl was naked on my bed yelling her ass off and my parents get woken up, and they come in my room (the girl is yelling shit like "I want you to sit on my face, I want to squirt on you, etc.etc.) and she asks my mother to have sex with her and keeps yelling. Then my parents were like okay we're going to call the police if she doesn't calm down. She doesn't and 7 cops end up coming and it's me, my gay brother and my parents watching the police put a naked girl in the ambulance. I was tripping balls the entire time at 12 hours later I was still tripping. Good times had by all.



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When my mother walked in on me having sex with my father....so bad, Okay, anyway, I have told this story before:

On the day before New Years a chick I haven't seen in a bit and a friend came over. We end up both taking 5 tabs of delicious acid and so we get a little funky and I'm doing some things (had no condom, so basically everything else) then out of no where, the girl starts ******* yelling and "I'm like alrighttt I'm the mann" but it turns out she was just tripping balls and I stopped, and she would not stop yelling. So my brother knocks on my door and is like "what the hell are you guys doing?" and the girl was naked on my bed yelling her ass off and my parents get woken up, and they come in my room (the girl is yelling shit like "I want you to sit on my face, I want to squirt on you, etc.etc.) and she asks my mother to have sex with her and keeps yelling. Then my parents were like okay we're going to call the police if she doesn't calm down. She doesn't and 7 cops end up coming and it's me, my gay brother and my parents watching the police put a naked girl in the ambulance. I was tripping balls the entire time at 12 hours later I was still tripping. Good times had by all.
WOW END THREAD.


I find it Awkward enough when i'm around chicks that i have turned down and or had strange relationships with. And they hadn't even asked my mom to f*** them.
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