When my mother walked in on me having sex with my father....so bad, Okay, anyway, I have told this story before:
On the day before New Years a chick I haven't seen in a bit and a friend came over. We end up both taking 5 tabs of delicious acid and so we get a little funky and I'm doing some things (had no condom, so basically everything else) then out of no where, the girl starts ******* yelling and "I'm like alrighttt I'm the mann" but it turns out she was just tripping balls and I stopped, and she would not stop yelling. So my brother knocks on my door and is like "what the hell are you guys doing?" and the girl was naked on my bed yelling her ass off and my parents get woken up, and they come in my room (the girl is yelling shit like "I want you to sit on my face, I want to squirt on you, etc.etc.) and she asks my mother to have sex with her and keeps yelling. Then my parents were like okay we're going to call the police if she doesn't calm down. She doesn't and 7 cops end up coming and it's me, my gay brother and my parents watching the police put a naked girl in the ambulance. I was tripping balls the entire time at 12 hours later I was still tripping. Good times had by all.