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Mike Tyson Respect Thread

We all know Tyson was the man... but there are few people alive who make me laugh like this guy... Respect:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnJc5...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C7p6...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBqoaW2oEsU


I think him and Phil Baroni should have a shit-talking competition

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9pdAiIL_jo

this must be added.

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i was literaly just about to post these. Im watchin a mike tyson thing on itv right now.

My personal favorite:

"Im gonna f*ck you till you love me ***got"
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awesome.... he's the most unintentionally funny person alive.

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Tyson dominates my youtube favorites list. I go back and watch his interviews all the time. The man is a genius, he knows exactly what he's doing.
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Post fight interview minutes after mike won his fight.

Interviewer: Were you really sick this week what was the problem?

Mike Tyson: I broke my back!

Interviewer: (confused pause)???What do you mean by that??

Mike Tyson: My back is broken!!

Interviewer: What part?? a verterbret or?

Mike Tyson: Spinal!

hahahahahhaha seriously the guy is crazy.
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Post fight interview minutes after mike won his fight.

Interviewer: Were you really sick this week what was the problem?

Mike Tyson: I broke my back!

Interviewer: (confused pause)???What do you mean by that??

Mike Tyson: My back is broken!!

Interviewer: What part?? a verterbret or?

Mike Tyson: Spinal!

hahahahahhaha seriously the guy is crazy.
That's absolutely hilarious!

"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend." Another classic.



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I think my favorite Tyson line ever was after his fight against Lou Savarese. The whole interview is classic, and it even has the "I want to eat his children" line. However, my favorite line has to be:

"My style is impetuous, my defence is impregnable!"

Great great stuff. Jim Gray has no idea what to do.

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gosh, hes awesome. when ppl mention the bite thing i get mad cos that was ages ago.


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Yeah, I get the same way about the Holocaust.



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