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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.




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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.




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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.



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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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Damn age 69! Norris is really god!
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Crop circles are Chuck's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down.




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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

also Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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This one is funny: Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.


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