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Old 03-10-2009, 08:50 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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Old 03-10-2009, 08:50 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris likes long walks on the beach, Barry White music, Harlequin romance novels, songbirds, rainbows, and quiet time with his lady…just before he roundhouse kicks her in the face.
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Question: What came first, the chicken or the egg?

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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.
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After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Rofl Chuck Norris jokes never gets old.
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