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post #41 of 45 (permalink) Old 03-11-2009, 06:52 AM
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He also can lick his own elbow.

Also, Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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For all those people who lost their lives and livelihoods in the Victorian bushfires my thoughts are with you!

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post #45 of 45 (permalink) Old 03-11-2009, 10:09 PM
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Is he really 69? That's pretty old.




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