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Old 03-10-2009, 08:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris Allows Birthday to Arrive
Posted Mar 10th 2009 10:45AM by TMZ Staff

Today is Chuck Norris' birthday. He turns infinity.



Fun fact: Chuck Norris was born three months premature, because he had asses to kick.

p.s. -- he's 69 (in human years).
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Old 03-10-2009, 08:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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****in' Chuck Norris!
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Who's Chuck Norris? Is that the dude who does the prop comedy?
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happy birthday!!! little known fact Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Another little known fact: There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is another fist.
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one fact that has been going around for awhile now between historians is There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck norris only has two speeds: Walk and Kill
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
I quite literally LOLed

God: Let there be light
Chuck Norris: Say please.

Also there is no theory of evolution just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to survive.
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