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post #11 of 40 (permalink) Old 03-14-2009, 01:12 AM
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Remember braveheart? ;P Before you get to boff your wife, I do.
Alright I guess it's a bit mean - I was trying to think of a way as world ruler I could get a lot of laydeees, but no additional baggage such as paternity suits etc...
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1)Ducks are forced to wear long pants.
2)It's illegal to wear a thong if you are male or over 155 pounds
3)It's legal to punch an emo in the face as many times as one sees fit

I think I got all the bases covered.

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1) Phase of out religious belief, with indoctrination of children seen as a form of child abuse.

2) Science given a free pass and massive amounts of funding to acheive breakthroughs which will enchance our lives

3) Basic test to be carried out before birth of child. This concerns competancy to being a parent.

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post #14 of 40 (permalink) Old 03-14-2009, 03:18 AM
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Truthfully, I only checked this thread cause Bio had responded, ahaha. PS. Nice Sig, but **** is still ****!

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Wait, so Bio is not pro-Obama?

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Truthfully, I only checked this thread cause Bio had responded, ahaha. PS. Nice Sig, but **** is still ****!

HaHa same here.

"When I hear athletes call themselves warriors, it does bother me a little bit. When I think of a warrior, I think of the Marines I've led in combat, those Marines that sacrificed so much...no showers, little food, no contact with their family, all for their love for their brother Marine and for their love for their country. That's a warrior, willing to lay his life on the line. I've had Marines that have laid their lives on the line for the man next to him, and for their family and country. That's a warrior. The guy who goes into some athletic contest who has no war experience, in my eyes, really has no right to call himself that. That's a coveted thing to call someone, and that's what I call my Marines. Those are warriors." - Brian Stann
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i would say there SHOULD be elbows 2 the head in the ufc


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1. I would assemble the greatest minds in the world give them all the resources required and order them to build me a lightsabre.

2. I would set Paris Hilton on fire

3. I would legalise drugs but regulate their sale



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1. Have a tax of 10% of your income that goes directly to me.

2. Have a tax that 10% of the country's hot women go to me.

3. Build a death star as my office.

Yeah, basically I would be a greedy, evil dictator.
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1. All drugs legalised.
2. Higher minimum wage combined with higher tax on the rich.
3. Ban private education.
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1. I would assemble the greatest minds in the world give them all the resources required and order them to build me a lightsabre.

2. I would set Paris Hilton on fire

3. I would legalise drugs but regulate their sale
Can I watch? And have my own lightsaber? And you spelled it wrong j/k. And I'll be needing a seekerball so I can flail around and go "But with the blast shield down I can't SEE anything!!"

Can I be the pot tsarina of the U.S.? I would use the profit to start my own MMA promotion. No, it would not be all women.

I would reroute billions to AIDS and cancer research. I would offer considerable cash incentives to crack-addicted women to undergo voluntary sterilization. (This has already been done in DC, before you flame me). I would do the same for people who kept their family to 2 children, 3 if they made well into the 6 figures.


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