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post #21 of 40 (permalink) Old 03-14-2009, 11:27 AM
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Can I watch? And have my own lightsaber? And you spelled it wrong j/k. And I'll be needing a seekerball so I can flail around and go "But with the blast shield down I can't SEE anything!!"

Can I be the pot tsarina of the U.S.? I would use the profit to start my own MMA promotion. No, it would not be all women.

I would reroute billions to AIDS and cancer research. I would offer considerable cash incentives to crack-addicted women to undergo voluntary sterilization. (This has already been done in DC, before you flame me). I would do the same for people who kept their family to 2 children, 3 if they made well into the 6 figures.
erm yeah you can be the pot overlord

As for lightsabre's I'll think about it.

An all women no gi or anything actually bjj org would be awesome



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post #22 of 40 (permalink) Old 03-14-2009, 11:42 AM
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i would say there SHOULD be elbows 2 the head in the ufc
do you ever say anything of any substance?

1. BJ's would be standard practice as greetings between hot women and me. After all, you can't truly know a woman until they've blown you.

2. Exercise would be mandatory part of every child's curriculum through graduation

3. I would completely rid the world of political bias and two-party governments that get nothing accomplished except separate its people against one another and the rest of the world.

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do you ever say anything of any substance?

1. BJ's would be standard practice as greetings between hot women and me. After all, you can't truly know a woman until they've blown you.

2. Exercise would be mandatory part of every child's curriculum through graduation

3. I would completely rid the world of political bias and two-party governments that get nothing accomplished except separate its people against one another and the rest of the world.
The second one is absolute genius that could theoretically save billions down the road. I do my part keeping my kids active, so I'm all responsible and stuff.


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1) Destroy MTV
2) Destroy Reality TV
3) Destroy the producers of those reality TV shows
4) Destroy every single person that was ever involved in reality TV



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1) Destroy MTV
2) Destroy Reality TV
3) Destroy the producers of those reality TV shows
4) Destroy every single person that was ever involved in reality TV
Like Rashad Evans?



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Like Rashad Evans?
NO!!!!



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NO!!!!
Well he was winner of TUF 2 which was a reality show.



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2. all murderers, rapists, terrorists, people who commit genocide, and so on for people in these categories would be shipped off to some god forsaken spot in Antarctica where theres no civilization in any surmountable distance,
Do we really need another Australia eh?

Before anybody has sex with anyone else, I will have my way with them to see if they are worthy.

I will make food not have calories.

I would make it legal for people to throw rocks (any hard, blunt objects will do) at Evil Ira for any given reason at any given time.



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yeah but unlike that failure we call a country (j/k) we can now watch killers kill rapists rapists **** killers, molesters molest killers and killers who kill molesters, hopefully by the end of the show there will be 2 guys left for a final battle.
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Well he was winner of TUF 2 which was a reality show.
I don't count that as reality...it's actuality. It's an actual show with actual outcomes, not made up.



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