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post #31 of 40 (permalink) Old 03-14-2009, 06:40 PM
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1. In order to fund number 3 (and other shit) the US government now institutes a new and vastly popular sport using violent criminals (rapists, murderers etc) on an island with tons of video cameras, traps, weapons in a game now referred to as MORTAL KOMBAT!

2. Prostitution and marijuana legalized and taxed in all states.

3. everyone would have ALL medical expenses, food, and education paid for life. (yes I thiefed this from lotus )



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i would say there SHOULD be elbows 2 the head in the ufc
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1. Make weed legal worldwide (most important change)
2.Get rid of all "royal families".
3.Racism and discrimination banned.


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lol @ legalising weed being more important to you than banning racism and discrimination.

People can discriminate and hate each other...as long as I can get stoned....

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The second one is absolute genius that could theoretically save billions down the road. I do my part keeping my kids active, so I'm all responsible and stuff.
Yeah we can thank Bush for all the fat kids....his only accomplishment in office (aka the No Child Left Behind Act) really just slowed down the other kids physically because in order to adjust funds most schools facing financial concerns got rid of Physical Education and some sports.

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lol @ legalising weed being more important to you than banning racism and discrimination.

People can discriminate and hate each other...as long as I can get stoned....
How would we ban racism and discrimination? Maybe use a reasonable person standard as to fine anyone who do, say or in any way are discriminative and racist?

Racism and discrimination didn't even come to mind for me, I live next to campus and generally everyone in my environment is very tolerant of all races, genders, religions etc etc



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How would we ban racism and discrimination? Maybe use a reasonable person standard as to fine anyone who do, say or in any way are discriminative and racist?

Racism and discrimination didn't even come to mind for me, I live next to campus and generally everyone in my environment is very tolerant of all races, genders, religions etc etc
I don't know how we would, it wasn't one of my ideas.

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Yeah we can thank Bush for all the fat kids....his only accomplishment in office (aka the No Child Left Behind Act) really just slowed down the other kids physically because in order to adjust funds most schools facing financial concerns got rid of Physical Education and some sports.
That is extremely disturbing. I had no idea that was the case, b/c in NY phys ed is very well funded, the teaching model has changed and the kids frequently do things they might want to continue in their adult life. Sports programs are another thing, however, the kids have to do a lot of fundraising like elsewhere.

In that case, when my despotic reign of terror started, I would require insurance companies to give out copious amounts of free gym memberships at gyms with super hot trainers so people who are new to working out would actually go.


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That is extremely disturbing. I had no idea that was the case, b/c in NY phys ed is very well funded, the teaching model has changed and the kids frequently do things they might want to continue in their adult life. Sports programs are another thing, however, the kids have to do a lot of fundraising like elsewhere.

In that case, when my despotic reign of terror started, I would require insurance companies to give out copious amounts of free gym memberships at gyms with super hot trainers so people who are new to working out would actually go.
Yeah a few of the fitness magazines have gotten together and started charities to help fund schools in poorly funded districts. They also get their writers and sometimes celebrities to go around and talk about how great the benefits of daily exercise are.

I think it is very important to our well-being personally.

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1.Removal of all forms of retributionary justice
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