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post #11 of 19 (permalink) Old 03-23-2009, 04:45 AM
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JP/Surf gre8 convo

I'm going to go with i think they call them med aides at nursing homes? Constantly having to clean up old peoples urine, feces and vomit. The smell would get to me, that or the hopelessness in experiencing that place in and out. As a child visiting my great grandmother I was out in the hall, well the end of the hall. And I watched as this creepy as **** old lady slowly inched forward in a wheel chair towards me using one foot to pull her forward. Her crazy, blank, frightening look with her neck tilted and the smell of rancid feces all about her as she offered me a piece of candy which was actually a pill. Before some med aides drug her away while she shrieked and soiled herself... I believe it was right about that moment I decided there was no god. :P



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nice I was thinking of posting something along those lines.



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I'm going to go with i think they call them med aides at nursing homes? Constantly having to clean up old peoples urine, feces and vomit. The smell would get to me, that or the hopelessness in experiencing that place in and out. As a child visiting my great grandmother I was out in the hall, well the end of the hall. And I watched as this creepy as **** old lady slowly inched forward in a wheel chair towards me using one foot to pull her forward. Her crazy, blank, frightening look with her neck tilted and the smell of rancid feces all about her as she offered me a piece of candy which was actually a pill. Before some med aides drug her away while she shrieked and soiled herself... I believe it was right about that moment I decided there was no god. :P
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Man I love that show. It is sometimes one of the most disturbing things to watch in hi-def. Absolutely gross, but riveting nonetheless. I have been trying to think of something that he hasn't done that would actually make it onto tv for a while, but I can't come up with anything really. He has had his arm up so many cows asses and been in so many sewers it isn't even surprising anymore.
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Sometimes his jobs are alright but they can be pretty damn nasty.

His cameraman Dave is the best, the dude can eat almost anything. In one of the episode they had him eat cod sperm. Yum!
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What xeb said. And also whoever had to clean up after any of the TUF seasons, season 9 being a standout.


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Cleaning out the grease pits in restaurant's has got to be up there in the rancid category.

Sandblasting may not be the worst in terms of gross but it is ******* messy and annoying as all hell to clean it off every little crevis on your body, day after day. I did a small sandblast on a quad chassis the other day at work. I have long hair so you could imagine the joy I was feeling when I got home.
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