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post #1 of 19 (permalink) Old 03-22-2009, 04:16 AM Thread Starter
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Dirty Jobs

I watch this show and really like it for reasons that i am not sure of myself but eh.. well anyways after watching this for a few seasons I realized these are dirty but they are not the very dirtiest or grossest so I thought hey why dont we come up with a list and at the end of it I will submit it to dirty jobs.

worst jobs.

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Jizz cleaner from the quarter porn booth machines from those side of the road run down porn shops.



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post #2 of 19 (permalink) Old 03-22-2009, 04:22 AM
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Damn!! That's a tore up job.

How bout a gynecologist for fat chicks with STDs??

Now that's a dirty job.


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The maid at my parents house who, every other week, has had to clean my jizz-soaked trash can ever since I started masturbating in 5th grade (and yes it's been the same green plastic trash can all this time). Last summer she came into my room to clean it and went "UGH!" upon smelling all the man juice collected in there. Later that day I saw it sitting in the bathroom filled with bleach, and I gave a chuckle knowing that her efforts were futile.

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Why aim for a trash can when you can aim for the maid?


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The trash can doesn't ask to cuddle afterward.

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Neither does the maid if you give her a facial without warning.


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The maid has standards
Whoever has to unblock the sewers I block up with the gigantic amounts of tp I use.
Hmm thats pretty lame, I read 'house to house' recently, the soldiers in that had long tours with awesome diareah, and seemed sort of crappy.
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the cattle vets who have to stick there whole arm up the cows ass to check stuff lol

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I used to watch the show a lot, but now I barely know when its on, but yea theres a lot more sicker jobs out there lol

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past or present jobs?


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