1- wack off at library
2- give interview to news crew afterwards
3- get busted
4- don't run away, stand there like freaking moron and continue to talk
5- involve the parents with irate dad
Personally as a Texas fan I took even more enjoyment from this as the tool is wearing a Ohio State hoodie.
You know Walker whern I saw the title of this thread I thought it was a confession.
Wow honestly that takes the biscuit I mean what was he thinking. Di he wake up and think what will I do today? Oh yeah I could go to the shop buy a paper maybe grab some breakfast then about noon whack off in the library? Seems perfectly reasonable to me. What a freak.