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Old 04-11-2009, 07:40 PM   #11 (permalink)
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After the initial shock, they would hopefully realize that it is bound to happen and there is nothing they can do to stop it. They should also realize that you are being safe about it and acknowledge your responsibility... just my opinion.

on a funnier note... True story. I was with this girl for 4 yrs. One day we are at her parents house in her room (we had stayed over for the holidays). We are under covers and she is on top and we are just getting started. Then her mom does a half knock and comes in. Not realizing what was going on she sits down on the bed and proceeds to start a conversation. Once it caught up to her what we were doing, she was more embarrassed than we were. So don't sweat it, just tell it like it is.

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Old 04-11-2009, 07:45 PM   #12 (permalink)
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a wank with a condom on lol
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After the initial shock, they would hopefully realize that it is bound to happen and there is nothing they can do to stop it. They should also realize that you are being safe about it and acknowledge your responsibility... just my opinion.

on a funnier note... True story. I was with this girl for 4 yrs. One day we are at her parents house in her room (we had stayed over for the holidays). We are under covers and she is on top and we are just getting started. Then her mom does a half knock and comes in. Not realizing what was going on she sits down on the bed and proceeds to start a conversation. Once it caught up to her what we were doing, she was more embarrassed than we were. So don't sweat it, just tell it like it is.

For all of those wondering... Yes we did finish
Priceless fn priceless. you should of asked the mom if she wanted to you know
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Old 04-11-2009, 07:58 PM   #14 (permalink)
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You're 17 and *******?! This has got to be put in the newspapers that teenagers have sex! Oh man, thanks for letting me know before I had kids, I could have had a real bad situation on my hands.

Tell ma and pa that atleast you're using a condom. If not, just get your girl pregnant, that will prove a point and solve everything.
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Old 04-11-2009, 08:10 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Tell her you were jerking it and were practicing with a condom on.
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Priceless fn priceless. you should of asked the mom if she wanted to you know
Her parents were really cool...
Another good one was when her dad found out how his recliner got broken while they were out of town...FTW

He upgraded to a very nice one with armrest compartments.
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pfft, your parents that doesnt scare me, try when HER parents find it, had that happen to me when I was 17, next time I went to her house her mom came out with a shotgun, I took off and her mom phoned me laughing cause she thought it was funny and was just jerking my chain. Your parents will survive, they are gonna be realistic and realize its not something your gonna start and then just quit and go all second virginity, unless they are very strict RELIGOUS parents in which case your f****ed.
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Why is it that the threads about j*rking off and screwing your girlfriend have the best posts?
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Do you and your g/f have a job. Move out of the house lol.
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u have to lay down the law, and explain taht ur not a kid anymore and you can **** whoever you want!

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