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Old 04-11-2009, 02:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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man i just got screwed over

ok make a long story short, girlfriend came over yesterday, we ****ed, i guess i ripped off the condom and a wrapper chunk fell somewhere, mom finds it shows my sister now i'm in shit.

anyone have any tips how can i explain this shit to my mom or convince her otherwise, or anyone have stories of something similar and how their parents took it?
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Why would you want to convince them of otherwise?
Once your parents know you are having sex you won't have to sneak around like kids anymore.
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You're ashamed to tell your mom that you f*cked your girlfriend?

What's the problem, again?
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Old 04-11-2009, 05:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You're ashamed to tell your mom that you f*cked your girlfriend?

What's the problem, again?
i'm seventeen and my parents are strict and whatnot. They thought we just kissed and chilled when everyday after school she'd come over to just ****
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Why the hell would your mom show the condom to your sister? Anyways I would say well mom at least im using protection, and you can say shes on the pill so you guys are smart about it. She shouldnt have a problem with that unless your gf is like 13-15 or something. Or you can play dumb and say you took the condom out to place it on one of your friend's tailpipes of their car for a joke and accidently left the condom rapper in your pocket. If the rubber and condom wraper were found then....I dont know say you sneezed in the f**ker or something for a bet. Hope this helps.

P.S. Dont forget to hit that shit reverse cowgirl style son.
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Just explain to your not a ******* kid.
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...or you can say at least you dont put wee wee in your mouth.

Tell your mom just for fun that you think a womens vagina is like a beautiful rose but when your done with it, it looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise. she like the thoughtfulness
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Old 04-11-2009, 05:51 PM   #8 (permalink)
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could say you had a 'posh wank' but that must be worse than just telling the truth lol, good luck
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could say you had a 'posh wank' but that must be worse than just telling the truth lol, good luck
whats a posh wank?
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a wank with a condom on lol
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