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Old 04-15-2009, 02:34 PM   #11 (permalink)
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i almost got stabbed once, but fortunatly i managed to didge the blade, someone tried to mug me and iw asent handing over me phone so he pulled out a knife and went to stab me but i jumped back in time and he missed and then i ran off,

i also got smacked in the head with a hammer, by some "gang" i had trouble with, but luckily i didnt get brain damage or anything just a cracked skull and stitches
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Old 04-15-2009, 02:50 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I accidentally smashed through a glass door and got a good slice up my left arm. It ran right along the artery, about a milimeter or so away, but didn't cut it. The ER couldn't believe it and actually called a psych counselor cuz they thought it was intentional.

then two summers ago, I was surfing and (I'm really bad...) I fell and the fin rand over my LEFT forearm. it got sliced (no stitches) but it just reminded me that I should take life easier...
Wow HeavyRob, your luck is like Kenny's off South Park! So many near deaths!
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Old 04-15-2009, 02:55 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Lived in East Los all my life. Grew up before the 1992 gang truce....... Worked LAPD Rampart Division for a year and a half......Which times would you guys like to hear about?
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Old 04-15-2009, 03:04 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Wow HeavyRob, your luck is like Kenny's off South Park! So many near deaths!
yeah man. fun fact, I've never broken a bone. I dislocated my toe after jumping off a roof (not a bright idea) and separated my shoulder after a failed backflip... never broken a bone though.
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Old 04-15-2009, 04:38 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Back in '91 I was wearing the wrong colors in my hood and some wannabe gangster across the street gave me shit about it so I gave him the finger. He pulled out a .45 and started popping caps and I didn't have my gat on me so I ran like hell. I heard the hissing of the bullets flying past me and then right as I was turning around the corner a bullet grazed the side of my head. I was inches away from getting my head blown off.

Needless to say I took care of that guy later, but I don't want to say too much in here.
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Old 04-15-2009, 05:52 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 04-16-2009, 12:03 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Back in '91 I was wearing the wrong colors in my hood and some wannabe gangster across the street gave me shit about it so I gave him the finger. He pulled out a .45 and started popping caps and I didn't have my gat on me so I ran like hell. I heard the hissing of the bullets flying past me and then right as I was turning around the corner a bullet grazed the side of my head. I was inches away from getting my head blown off.

Needless to say I took care of that guy later, but I don't want to say too much in here.
Word? That wannabe gangsta seemed authentic to me lol.

I grew up in North Portland by MLK street back in the 90s, it was rough there. I only had to shoot at people like once. Never came close to getting shot myself though.
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Old 04-16-2009, 12:02 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Word? That wannabe gangsta seemed authentic to me lol.
LOL, my thoughts exactly.
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Old 04-16-2009, 01:31 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Lived in East Los all my life. Grew up before the 1992 gang truce....... Worked LAPD Rampart Division for a year and a half......Which times would you guys like to hear about?
Is it really so hard to believe that this guy grew up in LA and is now a cop?
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Old 04-16-2009, 01:38 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Needless to say I took care of that guy later, but I don't want to say too much in here.
can you PM me the details? I won't tell!
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