I'm pretty sure most of you know this already, but me and D.P are total insomniacs, we never sleep at night. As such, we are constantly chatting it up, and at the late hours our topics of discussion turn into complete rubbish. We decided at the end of every chat(roughly 7 hours or so of straight chatting) each night, we'll copy down some of the ridiculous things we talk about and post them for our fellow posters.
So, here you go, small chats of what two guys who haven't slept for many, many hours talk about:
MC: (12:56:28 AM): clint is the man
D.P: (12:56:35 AM): he is
MC: (12:56:40 AM): how do you just kill him off, though?
MC: (12:56:45 AM): it's crazy
D.P: (12:56:49 AM): yeah
MC: (12:57:26 AM): clint eastwood vs. john wayne
D.P: (12:57:38 AM): Eastwood via racist remarks
MC: (12:57:44 AM): lol
D.P: (12:58:21 AM): God....go watch the movie so we can discuss and giggle like little 7 year old girls
MC: (12:58:55 AM): lol
MC: (12:59:00 AM): i need to man
D.P: (12:59:12 AM): yeah lol
MC: (12:59:19 AM): tee-hee
D.P: (12:59:59 AM): did you just tee-hee?
MC: (1:00:08 AM): totally
D.P: (1:00:13 AM): did I read that correctly?
MC: (1:00:19 AM): uh huh
D.P: (1:01:21 AM): let's elope
MC: (1:01:48 AM): do we share the passion of having a monkey hold the rings?
D.P: (1:02:20 AM): omg
D.P: (1:02:24 AM): I do.
D.P: (1:02:43 AM): and i'm not agreeing, I mean I do as in yes, lets get married
MC: (1:03:16 AM): yes, then i can give you the key
D.P: (1:03:31 AM): the key to your...
MC: (1:03:38 AM): chastity belt
D.P: (1:03:48 AM): success!
D.P: (1:58:49 AM): that kinda thing worked a lot better in The Spirit
MC: (1:59:01 AM): the spirit?
D.P: (1:59:09 AM): you didn't see it, did you
MC: (1:59:15 AM): ...
MC: (1:59:23 AM): no
D.P: (1:59:26 AM): lol
D.P: (1:59:40 AM): well, it's not that serious anyway
D.P: (1:59:44 AM): so you're good
MC: (1:59:52 AM): nice
MC: (2:00:02 AM): <--- ez good
D.P: (2:00:10 AM): what is that?
MC: (2:00:24 AM): that is an arrow pointing at me, and me saying "is good", but with "ez"
D.P: (2:00:47 AM): so like eez good it's pronounced?
D.P: (2:01:02 AM): or like ez?
D.P: (2:01:11 AM): I confused myself
MC: (2:01:12 AM): exactly how it is spelled, eez, like..um....
D.P: (2:01:25 AM): eez like um?
MC: (2:01:48 AM): nah man, eez is how you pronounce it, um eez by itself in that sentence
D.P: (2:01:55 AM): what the hell are we talking about lol?
D.P: (2:17:17 AM): wth do I have leftover food....with no microwave lol
MC: (2:17:49 AM): sit on it
MC: (2:17:56 AM): like a mom bird does her eggs
MC: (2:17:59 AM): get that shit warm
D.P: (2:18:07 AM): lol
D.P: (2:18:16 AM): I'd crush it
D.P: (2:18:21 AM): cuz I'm not a bird
MC: (2:18:25 AM): fart, use a lighter, flame comes out and it cooks it
MC: (2:18:30 AM): simple
D.P: (2:18:46 AM): can someone actually do that?
MC: (2:18:56 AM): ass flame?
D.P: (2:18:59 AM): I've been wondering ever since I saw Dumb and Dumber
D.P: (2:19:02 AM): yeah
MC: (2:19:04 AM): yeah
MC: (2:19:11 AM): it really works
D.P: (2:19:26 AM): ass flame is kinda of a gay name for it, don't you think?
MC: (2:19:35 AM): ass flame...
MC: (2:19:39 AM): ass flame....
MC: (2:19:43 AM): eh, i like it
D.P: (2:20:26 AM): eh idk, it's just ass and flame grouped together makes me think of gay
MC: (2:20:54 AM): maybe you're right
D.P: (2:20:58 AM): I'd say
MC: (2:21:13 AM): dumb and dumber is hilarious
MC: (2:21:15 AM): btw
D.P: (2:21:18 AM): it is
D.P: (2:21:22 AM): I love that movie
MC: (2:21:25 AM): me too
MC: (2:21:30 AM): everyone i know hates it lol
D.P: (2:21:37 AM): what? why?
MC: (2:21:42 AM): no clue man
D.P: (2:21:46 AM): who the hell do you know?
D.P: (2:21:50 AM): lol
MC: (2:21:53 AM): ass flamers man
D.P: (2:22:02 AM): yeah
D.P: (2:22:06 AM): you tell em'
D.P: (2:22:08 AM): brb
MC: (2:22:16 AM): lol what?
D.P: (2:26:05 AM): be right back?
MC: (2:29:03 AM): yeah
MC: (2:29:11 AM): i thought you were saying "you tell them brb"
D.P: (2:29:21 AM): hahaha