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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-31-2009, 06:00 AM Thread Starter
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Blackbelt in a box!

http://www.blackbeltinabox.com/jiujitsu2.htm



You can get your "Jiu Jitsu certification" for only $95! And, why do I go to class 3-4 times a week, also taking a private lesson too? hahaha.


Oh, and if that doesn't sell you, you get a book with the 100 most dead KARATE moves. lol!

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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-31-2009, 06:30 AM
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Lol, wow...



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post #3 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-31-2009, 06:55 AM
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I don't understand what the problem is?

I've personally purchased his DVD, and I must say, I have quickly achieved the rank of black belt in BJJ. You literally have to just sit on the couch and watch his video, and it goes straight into your brain.

I'ma go kick someones' ass now, as I'm feeling pumped.
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post #4 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-31-2009, 07:19 AM
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wait.... this guy's legit????

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post #5 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-31-2009, 03:50 PM
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OMG..im soooo on top of that shit!!


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post #6 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-31-2009, 03:52 PM
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I went ahead and got two. I dont see the problem? It says I rival gracies on all aspects?
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I went ahead and got two. I dont see the problem? It says I rival gracies on all aspects?
I believe ANYTHING that is on the internet!!!


BTW, I am an 11 year old girl....


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post #8 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-31-2009, 03:57 PM
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*Squeel* Finally a blackbelt for the lazy fat asses of the world! About damn time!

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post #9 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-31-2009, 11:53 PM
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I bet I could do the "f*ck yo couch" move on the couch while watching it and still become a deadly weapon.


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This is how Roli Delgado got his black belt eh?

I have just purchased this. I will be a black belt very soon and am expecting to be tapping UFC fighters in two weeks!


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