This little lady just happens to have a birthday on this memorable day. So, if you can find the time on this day wish the kiddo a Happy Birthday (Happy 18th Birthday
) I bet it'd put a smile on her face and shine a beam of light in her direction.
Go out, get drunk, buy a carton of cigarettes legally for once, stagger home and tell us the story. And bullsh*t if you don't drink or smoke, your birthday is on Friday so that means its the law.
And as a parting gift, I will end this post off with the tradtional singing of the birthday song.
Sing along if you know the words.
Oh, and I know it's a tad early but I wanna go the hell to bed.