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Old 09-13-2009, 02:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Does this happen to all men

You piss shake off realy good and no matter what a drop or two will leak out a few seconds later.. I never even noticed it because i usually pull my boxers up fast but its been pissing me off lately
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Old 09-13-2009, 04:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Yes... Or at least it does to me. In public there's no solutions, without looking like you're wanking yourself.

Though a braver man might dab with tp and screw the funny looks...
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Old 09-13-2009, 07:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh yea unless I shake that bitch like a wild man, usually a drop or two.
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Old 09-13-2009, 08:17 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Yep yep...one of the hazards of having a penis I guess...



No matter how much you shake, no matter how much you dance, the last two drops go in your pants....heard that somewhere before...
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Old 09-13-2009, 09:02 AM   #5 (permalink)
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"pissing you off lately" HAAA! Yeah, no matter how much you shake, dab and jiggle, there is still leakage out the dong. Muh.
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Old 09-13-2009, 09:21 AM   #7 (permalink)
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What's with all the chicks with penises lately and why are they starting all these threads about their personal problems? And who thought giving chicks penises was a good idea in the first place?
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What's with all the chicks with penises lately and why are they starting all these threads about their personal problems? And who thought giving chicks penises was a good idea in the first place?
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh quiet, my son.
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1st rule of penis club.... we do not talk about penis club.

2nd rule of penis club.... WE... DO.... NOT.. TALK ABOUT PENIS CLUB
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