That's why you have Gina's gorgeous boobs in your avy then?
L&M has a Taiwanese friend who, on the first night we hung out with them, said "I'll drink you under the table. My grandfather was a Chinese sailor" and spent the remainder of the evening hugging the toilet, so now he's called the Chinese sailor. (yes, despite the fact that he's Taiwanese and grew up in Tulsa).
I call my younger daughter baby bear because the alien noises coming from her bassinet at the age of two weeks sounded kind of like a bear cub, after I stopped thinking ITs ALIIIVE!!!.
I always call my brother "damn hippy" because we love to rip on all the self-satisfied hippies he encounters living and playing music in Portland, OR.
My two best girlfriends mispronounce my name "suephie" because of when Hilary was wasted at my birthday party a few years back and called me that, and it stuck, and I hate it.
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