Nicknames Past and Present
My brother had an epic list of people he and his friends gave nicknames to, which we attempted to compile years ago to spectacular effect.
There was a dude called Joe Wu who for some reason they decided to say his name Joe WUUUUUUUUU! the Werewolf of Holmes Hall! as he never left the dorm. This did not improve his familiarity with its layout, since he did things like bump into posts and apologize to them.
A guy called Marshall Vinson was forever known as Marshall Law, as he magically and brutally restored order when chaos broke out on the floor.
An asshole that L&M once worked for was Steven Seagal due to his pimp ponytail.
Some random girl got used to being called Charlotte the Harlot whenever my brother's friend saw her, since it's a line from some song that says "charlotte the harlot, show me your legs!"
When I lived in the dorm, there was this group of guys with varying ethnicities, coloring and hairdos, and we referred to them as New Kids on the Block, because I'm old. The one who looked like Dudley Dawson was also called Booger, naturally.
OK, your turn.
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