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Old 09-20-2009, 03:05 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Would she get upset if she found porn on your PC? Women are crazy...all the shit they go through just to get some dick and they act like they don't want to bang as much as us.
Key word: ACT. Is it too much to ask that you guys see through the act and proceed accordingly??

Wait, don't answer that.
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Old 09-20-2009, 03:12 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Key word: ACT. Is it too much to ask that you guys see through the act and proceed accordingly??

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Only when you stop suing our successful males when we do with bogus charges of ****/sexual assault.
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Old 09-20-2009, 03:13 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Key word: ACT. Is it too much to ask that you guys see through the act and proceed accordingly??

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Is that like an invitation to start raping people or something?
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Old 09-20-2009, 03:16 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Only when you stop suing our successful males when we do with bogus charges of ****/sexual assault.
I should probably make a distinction between the average presentable-looking woman on the street and a blue ribbon skank. (Yeah, there are a few).
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Old 09-20-2009, 03:21 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Would she get upset if she found porn on your PC? Women are crazy...all the shit they go through just to get some dick and they act like they don't want to bang as much as us.
It's because sleeping with an absolute stranger makes more sense for a guy than it does for a woman.

If a guy ****s some random chick and never sees here again, he's hardly deposited a large investment as it's the woman who would get stuck with a kid. All he knows is that he's trying to spread his genes to as many women as possible.

A woman is going to want a guy who can protect her and the kid, so if someone isn't going to at least act like he's going to stick around, has good genes and be good at looking after her and the kid then she probably won't want to get knocked up. Obviously we have condoms now, but it's still deeply ingrained in their natural instinct.

What was I getting at.... oh yeah. Girls are different to guys. Pretty ******* smart, eh?
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Old 09-20-2009, 05:16 PM   #66 (permalink)
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It's because sleeping with an absolute stranger makes more sense for a guy than it does for a woman.

If a guy ****s some random chick and never sees here again, he's hardly deposited a large investment as it's the woman who would get stuck with a kid. All he knows is that he's trying to spread his genes to as many women as possible.

A woman is going to want a guy who can protect her and the kid, so if someone isn't going to at least act like he's going to stick around, has good genes and be good at looking after her and the kid then she probably won't want to get knocked up. Obviously we have condoms now, but it's still deeply ingrained in their natural instinct.

What was I getting at.... oh yeah. Girls are different to guys. Pretty ******* smart, eh?
If it were up to instinct then they would be banging like there is no tomorrow...regardless of looks...as is the case with all other animals in the wild. I think there are more factors at play then instinct.

But I am happily married so I just enjoy poking fun at the single people when I can.
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Old 09-20-2009, 05:24 PM   #67 (permalink)
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If it were up to instinct then they would be banging like there is no tomorrow...regardless of looks...as is the case with all other animals in the wild. I think there are more factors at play then instinct.

But I am happily married so I just enjoy poking fun at the single people when I can.
Oh, me too. Hours of high-grade fun and pokitude.
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Old 09-20-2009, 05:34 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Oh, me too. Hours of high-grade fun and pokitude.
we should do this pokitude thing together...don't tell our spouses though
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Old 09-20-2009, 06:44 PM   #69 (permalink)
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If it were up to instinct then they would be banging like there is no tomorrow...regardless of looks...as is the case with all other animals in the wild. I think there are more factors at play then instinct.

But I am happily married so I just enjoy poking fun at the single people when I can.
A woman's instinct would never tell them to bang anybody regardless of their looks. They do not want to spend 9 months being pregnant with somebody's child if they do not at least look like they have good genes. Any gene that made a woman attracted to men who did not look strong, would have been eliminated a long time ago.

And animals that have to spend any sort of resource on either bearing a child or raising it will not bang regardless of looks. Differences between one mate and another in the animal kingdom may seem minuscule or unobservable to you, but within that species they would have an acute sense of what makes a good mate.
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Old 09-20-2009, 07:19 PM   #70 (permalink)
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I'd rather not spent 9 months pregnant with anybody's child. It's a long f*cking time, particularly to abstain from alcohol, and effective headache remedies.
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