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Old 09-25-2009, 11:06 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Pretty sure I had too much to drink on christmas eve and then had to go to a midnight mass. My bad.
did you stand up and proudly sing the songs?
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:08 PM   #12 (permalink)
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did you stand up and proudly sing the songs?
It would of been years ago since I haven't got to an actual mass in years. Was forced to go back then. I just wanted to go to sleep.
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:12 PM   #13 (permalink)
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It would of been years ago since I haven't got to an actual mass in years. Was forced to go back then. I just wanted to go to sleep.
I suffered from insomnia for years, but I never had trouble wanting to sleep in a church xD
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:17 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Wave goodbye to the joke Hex, I was implying you were showing up drunk trying to pick up chicks..
sorry :/ believe it or not i've been genuinely criticized for this a lot so maybe im sensitive? sorry for misinterpreting your joke bro!

Oh and, I actually did meet a future girlfriend there. She was not a patient though, I'm not quite THAT sleazy
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:25 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Well I'm always drunk, but my senior year of HS me and my buddy got super drunk before graduation rehearsals, and ended up showing up like 20 minutes late just hammmered, it was really funny. Then I had to piss super bad and the teachers wouldn't let me piss so I was like **** it i haveeee to piss so I just went haha, it was funny.

I was also wearing this sweet poker hat that had 5 aces on it and said "I'm all in." Haha, it was legit.
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Old 09-26-2009, 06:12 PM   #16 (permalink)
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i got drunk once for my GCSE mock R.E exam man that was good times, me and my buddy just sitting there his desk was about half a metre away from mine and we just started laughing randomly for half teh exam until he fell asleep half way through n got kciked out n then i was just left in there pretty wasted with a bunch of sober people
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sorry :/ believe it or not i've been genuinely criticized for this a lot so maybe im sensitive? sorry for misinterpreting your joke bro!

Oh and, I actually did meet a future girlfriend there. She was not a patient though, I'm not quite THAT sleazy
I don't think toxic understands the huge ongoing debate with abortion. Our local clinic always has protesters on fridays and saturdays. They scream in the girls faces and sometime spit at them. Ive seen one tell a 17 year old girl shes going to burn in hell. They scream words like " slut " " whore " " hell bound degenerate "...........very christ like huh? I walk by them every week because my job is literally 10 feet away. I don't know how you can keep your cool in those situations. You're a good person for volunteering to do that.
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I don't think toxic understands the huge ongoing debate with abortion. Our local clinic always has protesters on fridays and saturdays. They scream in the girls faces and sometime spit at them. Ive seen one tell a 17 year old girl shes going to burn in hell. They scream words like " slut " " whore " " hell bound degenerate "...........very christ like huh? I walk by them every week because my job is literally 10 feet away. I don't know how you can keep your cool in those situations. You're a good person for volunteering to do that.
Know what I always thought? It's ******* easy as hell for men to tell a lady that's pregnant that it's wrong to get an abortion........take some time, spend 9 months with something in your ******* body waiting for somtehing to come out your 1 inch hole....yeah. Wait, what? You don't wanna do it? Go ******* **** yourselves. As for ladies that don't dig abortion, fine, ******* take care of the babies that are born that nobody wanted/planned for.

It honestly makes no sense to me, even if you argue that it's killing somebody (which I disagree 200%), you ******* take care of that ******* child then. You're telling me sex isn't a natural part of life and people should always expect a baby everytime they ****? Get laid more, get off your ******* high horse and stop being ******* retarded.
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Know what I always thought? It's ******* easy as hell for men to tell a lady that's pregnant that it's wrong to get an abortion........take some time, spend 9 months with something in your ******* body waiting for somtehing to come out your 1 inch hole....yeah. Wait, what? You don't wanna do it? Go ******* **** yourselves. As for ladies that don't dig abortion, fine, ******* take care of the babies that are born that nobody wanted/planned for.

It honestly makes no sense to me, even if you argue that it's killing somebody (which I disagree 200%), you ******* take care of that ******* child then. You're telling me sex isn't a natural part of life and people should always expect a baby everytime they ****? Get laid more, get off your ******* high horse and stop being ******* retarded.
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Know what I always thought? It's ******* easy as hell for men to tell a lady that's pregnant that it's wrong to get an abortion........take some time, spend 9 months with something in your ******* body waiting for somtehing to come out your 1 inch hole....yeah. Wait, what? You don't wanna do it? Go ******* **** yourselves. As for ladies that don't dig abortion, fine, ******* take care of the babies that are born that nobody wanted/planned for.

It honestly makes no sense to me, even if you argue that it's killing somebody (which I disagree 200%), you ******* take care of that ******* child then. You're telling me sex isn't a natural part of life and people should always expect a baby everytime they ****? Get laid more, get off your ******* high horse and stop being ******* retarded.
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