Well I'm always drunk, but my senior year of HS me and my buddy got super drunk before graduation rehearsals, and ended up showing up like 20 minutes late just hammmered, it was really funny. Then I had to piss super bad and the teachers wouldn't let me piss so I was like **** it i haveeee to piss so I just went haha, it was funny.
I was also wearing this sweet poker hat that had 5 aces on it and said "I'm all in." Haha, it was legit.
What a stud
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