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post #21 of 31 (permalink) Old 09-27-2009, 12:55 PM
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So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?
Why is this supposed to be funny? I actually laughed at the retardness of it.





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Yeah that was the point...

I was kidding though I am all for pro choice. At least in most situations.

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Yeah that was the point...

I was kidding though I am all for pro choice. At least in most situations.
Damnit Nate, you didn't get my reference! Go to the "I want my belt back thread" plz.



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lol oh... I just wanted to bump the thread for more humorous stories.

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Yeah this is the inappropriate drunk stories thread no more abortion talk unless its about how CB' mother should have gotten one after the drunken romp with the guy that played Quasimodo in the Hunchback of Notre Dame.




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I had shex with this lady (real ugly, fat woman and I believe she was slightly Autistic, telling me the number of tiles everywhere we went) and we were planning on keeping the baby so I showed up to the clinic drunk as balls and I ended up getting arrested by the police. Never even saw that baby again, but I heard he became some sort of moderator on a website.....



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post #27 of 31 (permalink) Old 09-28-2009, 01:49 PM
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At my parent's house after my first year of college when I was being made to watch some family video of some sort, and I was seeing double so I had to cover one eye. The irony is that I had just been dumped by some asshole so they let me mix my own gin and tonics.


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Most inappropriate? I'm a former airline pilot... Nuff said

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Getting drunk on the job is no big deal, cmon man! Come up with something better than a frightening display of killing hundreds of innocent people in a plane crash cause you were too juiced up to know which switch was the landing gear!!
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