1. I'm a step ahead of you bastards re: grooming.
2. Arkadiy is so close to the name of one of my favorite literary characters, Arkady Renko, that doubles the awesome of his proper pronunciation of an important word.
3. I want the heavy bag and the nugs. And the Acura. Thanks!!
4. I bring the pain in the dojo, the awesome everywhere, and when I play cowbell, I bring the heat, and I ain't mean Karo.
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