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post #21 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-23-2009, 04:16 PM Thread Starter
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I thought it was gross too.


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post #22 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-23-2009, 05:03 PM
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Old men will walk around the locker room naked for at least 5 minutes after they have showered! It is there duty apparently.
Nailed it!

We have a scale in our locker room and there is almost always a line of naked retired folks waiting to stand on it....and its conveniently located in the P-way from the showers to the lockers so everyone gets to enjoy the nakedness.
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Nailed it!

We have a scale in our locker room and there is almost always a line of naked retired folks waiting to stand on it....and its conveniently located in the P-way from the showers to the lockers so everyone gets to enjoy the nakedness.
O.....M....G........that is f*cking disgusting. Men should have an easy time losing weight if they are in locker rooms at all, b/c I can't think of anything better to put you off your food.


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Yeah I'm kind of numb to it now, but when I 1st hit the gym I was kinda looking around thinking WTF...but I guess it's the norm there so gotta deal with it.

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Japan man sues hospital over unnecessary artificial rectum

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A JAPANESE man has sued a hospital, arguing it unnecessarily gave him an artificial rectum after misdiagnosing him as suffering rectal cancer, a hospital official says.

The man underwent surgery in March at a university hospital in western Miyazaki prefecture to remove the tumour, the Mainichi daily reported on Wednesday.

But his doctor told the man, whose age and name were not reported, that a later examination found no cancer cells in the removed tissue, the report said.

The man, who now has an artificial rectum, is demanding 35 million yen ($416,171) in compensation, the report said citing the complaint filed with the Miyazaki District Court.

"We realise the complaint has been filed,'' a hospital official said.

"We will take appropriate action after examining the case.''

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"Why do old folks drive so slow? should they not be in a hurry to get where they need to get? after all they are running out of time."

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