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I want to buy a hooker named DarkWraith.
Yay! It won't take a fraction of all that cash though...


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She is expensive but she'll do anything...
Almost anything...

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But is she sparkly??


I step out for part of a day and there's swinging and strippers and corngasms and crack parties......you bastards.
I always rock the sparkle!!


All this talk of strippers is making me want to go visit some this weekend...Strippers smell so good...


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I'm gonna smack the lips off of you.



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I'm gonna smack the lips off of you.
Hold on let me unzip my pants so you can get to them... ziiiiinng!!!


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I'd buy 5000 1 dollar Fajitas.

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You better save some money for Jenny Craig after that...


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Never said I was going to eat them. Just makes a good story for later.

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I would buy me a membership to the CHARLIEz fan club then spend the 4999.00 I had left on a trip or two..
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Yay! It won't take a fraction of all that cash though...




Almost anything...



I always rock the sparkle!!


All this talk of strippers is making me want to go visit some this weekend...Strippers smell so good...
What do they smell like? I heard coconut.

Drinking a Bloody Mary.

Oh good Lord, wrong thread. I'm buzzed but not that buzzed. Sorry everybody.

I'd get a couple of big dogs and pimp accomodations for them, if they didn't want to be in the house, but I think they would.


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post #60 of 109 (permalink) Old 10-20-2009, 12:56 AM
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Strippers smell so good...
yeah, they come in two scents. Desperation, or Desperation and Cigarettes.


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