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post #71 of 109 (permalink) Old 10-21-2009, 04:17 PM
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Whenevre I'm stripping, I usually just rub latex all over my body so I smell like a giant used rubber....it makes the johns feel like they doesn't have to use protection....



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Omg Corn you make me LOL!!!!

The strippers I met (outside of their work environment, I had a friend who knew a bunch of them and we hung out once) were all pretty gross and it's funny because you always know a girl is a stripper even when you see her on the street. Working in a women's accessory store, we got our share of stripper customers and they always dress inappropriately and have lewd mannerisms. Maybe not all are like that, but I never saw one that wasn't. And they make a shitload of money, at least in these parts of the world.



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Omg Corn you make me LOL!!!!

The strippers I met (outside of their work environment, I had a friend who knew a bunch of them and we hung out once) were all pretty gross and it's funny because you always know a girl is a stripper even when you see her on the street. Working in a women's accessory store, we got our share of stripper customers and they always dress inappropriately and have lewd mannerisms. Maybe not all are like that, but I never saw one that wasn't. And they make a shitload of money, at least in these parts of the world.
Baby, anywhere there are men they make a lot of money...we aren't really that bight when it comes to seeing women take their clothes off lol


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"i tell ya what id do if i had a million dollars, two chicks at the same time"
I love that exchange (for those of you that don't remember...from Office Space)

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

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Good point.



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I'd also buy a really nice tabacco pipe.

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I'd also buy a really nice tabacco pipe.
You will also be requiring a tweed jacket with suede patches and a thick but well groomed beard then.

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Sounds good to me.

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post #79 of 109 (permalink) Old 10-21-2009, 08:20 PM
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what kind of wicked ass pipe do you get in the 5-thousand dollar range? We're not talking guilded hookas or anything right?

Something like those chop sticked that those south africans were caught poaching whole lions just to make a single pair of?


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Bricks and bricks of sticky icky to go with all my high end smoking accessories.

TBH whenever I see a girl who is a butterface, I wonder if she's a stripperl


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