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post #81 of 109 (permalink) Old 10-21-2009, 08:25 PM
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I love that exchange (for those of you that don't remember...from Office Space)

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

I believe you have my stapler....
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I'd pay for my girlfriend's lasik eye surgery so she can see better. No more glasses.
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post #83 of 109 (permalink) Old 10-21-2009, 08:31 PM
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I'd pay for my girlfriend's lasik eye surgery so she can see better. No more glasses.
tread carefully...she may leave you

On a side note...my wife could use the 100 bucks i left for her from my "wad of cash" as a partial payment for her lasik surgery too.

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tread carefully...she may leave you

On a side note...my wife could use the 100 bucks i left for her from my "wad of cash" as a partial payment for her lasik surgery too.


NOICE!!!!! LMAO, I'd rep but must spread like herpes.....
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Now I want a red Swingline stapler.

You bastards.

I would completely outfit myself to start snowboarding. It looks fun as shit.


OMG.

I did not see that FLA snowboarders thing coldcall, until after I made this post, editing it now, b/c that is just weird.


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post #86 of 109 (permalink) Old 10-21-2009, 09:42 PM
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Anyone want to play my Jump To Conclusion game?

And Swp,

snowboarding is awesome. epically awesome. It is right behind MMA in terms of awesome, and I say that in total and complete seriousness.

Everybody good, plenty of slaves for my robot colony?
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I concur. Although I've never seriously been snowboarding. I love going skiing though.

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My dad skiis.

Nice to hear from a skiier who doesn't hate us snowboarders though. Seems like most of them do, and I don't get why- it's not 1990 anymore and snowboarding is a big pillar of support in the snow resort industry.

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post #89 of 109 (permalink) Old 10-22-2009, 01:01 AM
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Forget five thousands, here's a headline we can get behind...
Bernie Madoff spent millions on topless waitresses, masseuses, escorts and a "North Pole" of cocaine. The rest he just squandered.

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline...l-revelry.html

Say what you want about this scum bag but it sure sounds like he knows how to party. hah


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We can all get behind the term "sexual revelry" LOL!

I might also save it for awhile and give both my daughters super awesome sweet 16 parties.

IDK if this is even done anymore except for little demon girls from hell so they can get on MTV.


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