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What is funny about the turkey jumping a log?

I do not find this funny at all. My boyfriend asked me if I wanted to find out what happened when a turkey jumped a log, I said yes and he pulled my hair then they all started laughing. What is funny about that? That has nothing to do with a turkey or a log. I asked if maybe while a turkey is jumping over a log he pulls a feather or something. Please give me some in-site on this so maybe I could also find the humor in it.
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He just wanted to pull your hair.

Whether he's drunk/immature/"giddy" I'm not sure, im not a doctor.



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He just wanted to pull your hair.

Whether he's drunk/immature/"giddy" I'm not sure, im not a doctor.
oh my god I'm half asleep and groggy I didn't see it, it could be a douche bag trying to start a meme.



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I do not find this funny at all. My boyfriend asked me if I wanted to find out what happened when a turkey jumped a log, I said yes and he pulled my hair then they all started laughing.
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I do not find this funny at all. My boyfriend asked me if I wanted to find out what happened when a turkey jumped a log, I said yes and he pulled my hair then they all started laughing. What is funny about that? That has nothing to do with a turkey or a log. I asked if maybe while a turkey is jumping over a log he pulls a feather or something. Please give me some in-site on this so maybe I could also find the humor in it.
What the ****? Why did you sign up to a forum to ask this....and you didn't even put the question in the turkey section? NOOOB.



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